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Rate and Discuss Discovery Episode 1x01 'To Boldly Go' (Spoilers)

Rate 1x01 'To Boldly Go'

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When 18 year old Crewman Walter Buster got guillotined on the nudist planet after he accidentally clattered the local magistrate on the head with a bat during this planet's equivalent of 'baseball', I bet there wasn't a dry eye in the audience.
I'm glad they're taking the Prime Directive seriously, this time.
 
The captain is a big fan of beach volley but there's this organian that keeps making fun of him, because of his inferiority and all that. So the captain bet he's gonna beat the organian at beach volley. The captain and his team get their asses kicked by the organain who can move the ball with his mind but the captain and his team decide to laugh it off and pretend that they won anyway. The organian leaves in a ball of light that gives everyone a sunburn...

Sounds familiar somehow...
 
So that's what Wrigley's Pleasure Planet looks like. And actual chewing gum as part of the Gorn mating rituals. Never would have believed it.
 
So that's what Wrigley's Pleasure Planet looks like. And actual chewing gum as part of the Gorn mating rituals. Never would have believed it.
It took me a few times through to make it out, but in the background comm chatter, someone's saying, "Red light, green light," when they're all captivated by the Gorns' big moment. :lol:
 
They had this Character say that he knew Archer very well, but why was he then shunned by the others? That was never explained.
 
There's one thing I WISH they'd cut. While I'm sure they still do it in the future, I really don't think we had to actually see the captain rubbing one out in the ready room. It was too far.
 
I was surprised they used time travel. Still, bringing those humpback whales back from ST4 was pretty cool. And who knew they joined starfleet? Lt. and Ensign Humpback. Nice touch .
 
I was surprised they used time travel. Still, bringing those humpback whales back from ST4 was pretty cool. And who knew they joined starfleet? Lt. and Ensign Humpback. Nice touch .

Lt. and Ensign George and Gracie!

I think, it was daring to put a blind guy as weapon's officer.... Sounds familiar though...

Along with our limbless half-Tribbles, we are really in for quite a ride!
 
How about that guy who was watching Andorian erotica in his quarters... So that's what those antennas are for.... how peculiar!
 
The captain is a big fan of beach volley but there's this organian that keeps making fun of him, because of his inferiority and all that. So the captain bet he's gonna beat the organian at beach volley. The captain and his team get their asses kicked by the organain who can move the ball with his mind but the captain and his team decide to laugh it off and pretend that they won anyway. The organian leaves in a ball of light that gives everyone a sunburn...

Sounds familiar somehow...

I thought you'd typed orang-utan for a while there. Confused me completely.

Especially as the orang-utan works in the Discovery library (nice Sir Terry Pratchett reference, TPTB)
 
I'm so glad that they aren't no longer constrained by the stupid Networks censorship and finally we had the occasion to see a realistic polyamorous interspecies BDSM LBGTQ relationship between the three/four crew members (I'm not about the number because of that/those bizarre alien/s. Anyone can help me here?). Loved the Orion-slaves-market-conquered-by-the-gay-leathered-Klingons roleplay scene. It was so realistic! Roddenberry would be so proud.
 
I think one thing's certain though. After all these comments we've seen here, it's clear that we've seen it all before...
 
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