Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #110: Confusion, la tati, Confusion, oh pardon me

[Nebusj]

And now we've passed through the annual Glitch Where My Server Name Isn't Renewed Quite Right. And after a few days taken to clear that up we can look to the winners of the last Caption Competition. As I make them out, using Marquis of Queensbury rules, they were:


Winning the trophy for 'It's Funny Because It's True' ...

Trip: There are four lights!

Also taking the trophy for 'It's Funny Because It's True' ...

Keating: I love the writers.

And finally this week the trophy for 'It's Funny Because It's True' (assisted division) is ...

First look at the TATV script.
Trineer: Damn! I die!
Keating: Damn! I'm still a F$&@ing LIEUTENANT !

Wang: How do you think I feel.

There was a tough choice to be made in Saturday Night Fever riffs but I have to give the ``Stayin' Ironically Alive'' medallion to ...

Saturday Trek fever coming to caption contests near you soon!

There was a lone Photoshop entry for this week, but that's all right; it was a good'un.

And the Stinger for this week?

Malcolm : "One more letter to dictate. Let's see..who am I forgetting...?

Trip: (humming/singing)"Roxanne..you don't have to turn on the red light..."

Malcolm: "Ah ha! That's it! Roxanne! Did you know her too, Trip?"

And now on to screen grabs from the most challenging Enterprise of the first season. The challenge: how to avoid making every screen grab just a close-on head shot of T'Pol? I don't know, and I'm not sure that it's even possible. But I'll try. Your challenge for this week:

I again want to thank everyone who contributes to these threads. They're so much fun to read, and tolerably fun to run, and I hope the community's enjoying them as much as I am.

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: Sad thing is, this is the current Captain's Log

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Geordi (OS): Read it. The man wrote about having beer with him at a bar in Sausalito with some old lady named Ruby well into the early 2300s.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

T'Pol: "I do not believe you have the authority to promote yourself to the rank of Admiral" *peers at book* "Also, Captain, the word 'boobies' has only two 'o's in it"

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Vulcans off screen: WHO ATE ALL THE LOGIC?

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"Guys... This is what a Bolian looks like naked"

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Trip (off camera): Hey, you have one of those in your quarters, T'Pol

T'Pol: "Indeed"

Trip (off camera): "Only yours vibrates..."

"Of all the time travelling events in all the universe, you had to come to mine"

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Reed: "So this is the infamous 'Vulcan love Slave', Sir?"

Trip: "Found a copy of it in the Vulcan database... Apart from T'Pol, Hoshi has checked it out a number of times"

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Tolaris: Alright, this is his timeline. He went missing at 0830 on Monday, the last time he was seen was 2300 on the Sunday evening. We've got a nine and half hour window to figure out.

T'Pol: Wow! You collect Surak Science Squad action figures as well? I have the complete set in my quarters.

T'Pol: Gah! Damn fog, I can't see a meter in front of me!
[Whack! Walks into lamppost]

Tolaris: How you doin'?

 

[Willow]

Thanks for the wins!

T'Pol: "Who is 'Captain Pointy Ears' and why do you want him to fly his ship straight into the sun?"

I don't know about the others, but I left Vulcan because I can't stand Plomeek broth. broth tastes nasty. I prefer chocolate chip cookies. And ice cream. Lots of both.

I'm not a meteorologist, but it looks like rain.

T'Pol: He resembles my father. Very rigid.

Harris: "Sub-Commander T'Pol? What are YOU doing here? I asked to meet with REED.

Tolaris: "This outfit is much more flattering than that skintight 'uniform' you are forced to wear."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh, fuck -- how do you turn these windshield wipers off? Every few years they make it more and more complicated."

"Oh my God! They took it out of the original packaging! It's been de-valued! This means intersteller war!"

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

T'Pol: What would Surak do?

 

[Hutchy01]

Come at me bro.

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol: Your handwriting was quite impressive for a child.

Archer: What are you talking about? I bought that last week!

Kov: Thank you for letting me come aboard Enterprise to make the repairs to my ship. This is clearly the logical course of action.

T'Pol: The visual readings are quite interesting.

Tolaris: And i haven't even turned off the screensaver yet!

T'Pol: You have removed the statue from it's original packaging. You are most illogical.

T'Pol: (narration) The San Francisco housing crisis was never resolved. The streets were empty after 8pm due to it taking 3 hours for the average worker to commute home.

T'Pol: "Speed date" is an apt name for this encounter. Good-bye.

 

[Tenacity]

Jolene Blalock was initially disappointed with the planned makeup for her character in the final episode.

Manny Coto: "It's set several years in the future and let's face it Jolene, we all know you're going to blow-up like a blimp.

 

[tharpdevenport]

T'Pol: "Captain, according to this confusing Windows 1010 display, our current Captain This contest has been running so long that it can almost be classified as a Deep Space Nine Captain This! contest."

 

[Hutchy01]

T'Pol: "Captain, according to this confusing Windows 1010 display, our current Captain This contest has been running so long that it can almost be classified as a Deep Space Nine Captain This! contest."

Archer: If it ever reaches TOS levels then we can be concerned!

 

[triplittleminx]

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Archer; This diary has all my pranks up to present day
Tpol : "thinks" I might try and nick that later

Kov: Ok Who added Fat to this sandwich? ARCHER.....

T'Pol: Where is that Pokémon I am sure he was just there
Other Vulcan : What she doesn't know won't hurt her, I switched the display to a fake one

T'Pol: I warned you not to get near me and my Pokemon

T'Pol: (narration) This is quite before the storm. Wait till they find the stuff I left them

T'Pol: "Ok when I said I wanted some one logical this is not what I was thinking of.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Unbeknownst to most Humans, competitive plomeek soup eating actually enjoyed a (rather brief) heyday on Vulcan.

"Setting our sights a little high, weren't we, "Jonny"?"

 

[Nebusj]

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