I've been enjoying hanging out on the "Project: Small Access" FB group.
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R version of the groups goals - Get CBS to change the fan film guidelines by cutting the new Trek TV and Streaming series revenue. How? By getting people to form "collectives" who share a single subscription to CBS:All Access. They have almost a 1,000 members - all of whom of course support this plan.
One of my FB compatriots imagined what would happen if a Project: Small Access supporter went to the mall.
INTERIOR SHOT: DILLARDS
Fan strides to the customer service desk -
FAN: "I'M GOING TO BOYCOTT DILLARDS IF YOU DON'T SELL THE DON JOHNSON STYLE HIGH SHOULDER PAD MEN'S LEISURE SUITS I LOVE!"
REP: "Ok sir, that's fine"
FAN: "I MEAN IT - I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! THE TOP! IT'S GOING ON
CHANGE.ORG"
REP:"Ok sir, that's fine"
FAN: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M A TRUE FAN OF DILLARDS, AND MR. DILLARD WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF HOW YOU PEOPLE RUN YOUR STORE....YOU KNOW WHAT... I AM GOING TO GET THREE PEOPLE TO SPLIT THE COST OF ONE SUIT! THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! WE WILL JUST WEAR IT ON EVERY THIRD SUNDAY! THAT'LL SHOW YOU GREEDY CORPORATE OVERREACHERS!"
REP: "Sir, that actually doesn't make any sense"
FAN: "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A CORPORATE SHILL WOULD SAY. YOU'LL SEE! DILLARDS WILL BE FORCED TO BARGAIN WITH US! IF THEY WON'T WE WILL BURN THEIR BUSINESS TO THE GROUND!"
REP: "Sir, I suggest you leave before you make a threat that requires me to call the police."
FAN: "FINE! I'LL RETURN WITH HUNDREDS, YOU HEAR ME HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO WANT DON JOHNSON STYLE LARGE SHOULDER PAD LEISURE SUITS! WE WILL. HAVE. JUSTICE!"
Fan strides out of building.