Wacky sense of humour?
That answer only worked until I was seven and saw all the people being massacred around the world.

Wacky sense of humour?
Part of me thinks the OP might have been a troll because while he (or she) spoke the language it was close enough...but a bit off. I honestly thought it was someone who just wanted to stir up trouble.
What's that one punchline?
"I am glad you wish to know our ways, Dog Who Vomits in Stream."
(Or in ruder company, "Two Dogs F***ing.")
It would be nice to think so, but by going by his posting pattern since joining up in Trek Lit, it doesn't look that way.
Maybe she (or he) is young. I'll give them a break. Infinite variety and all that....
When donkeys fly, I'll think about it; and being in a plane that flies doesn't count. In all fairness, however, I did give him the benefit of the doubt by questioning whether or not God had warned him about what was going to happen; and I was told that God probably did; but the Bible doesn't say.@5billionof5billion, would you give Lucifer a chance? You've said all of these horrible things against her, but haven't really heard her out.
I remember having trouble sleeping one night and feeling tempted;
I'm not an atheist but I fail to see why they need to be 'challenged' about this or anything else. A philosophical discussion maybe but this?
For the record, I grew up in a particular religious sect where stories like this ran rampant. They may be true, they may be urban legends. I just know they started to sound like ghost stories. "This happened to my cousin's best friend's uncle' type of things. Everything was evil. I remember hearing someone saying they went to see Lord of the Rings and could 'feel the evil coming out of the screen.' I said I got the same feeling listening to those 1980s' fake metal hair bands.
The book of Revelation is about the fall of Jerusalem in AD 70. The Anti-Christ is Nero. It was written in apocalyptic language as a sort of code to the young persecuted Christian church. Now there are Christians who believe it is prophetic and speaks of future events and they are free to do so. I just don't happen to think that's what it's about.
If you're living like there is no God, you'd better be right.
Tempted to what? Because if it's what I think it could be, there is no shame in that, it's even better with someone else.QUOTE]
I meant troubled, not tempted. I mistyped.
God bless, Jason Irelan
When donkeys fly, I'll think about it; and being in a plane that flies doesn't count. In all fairness, however, I did give him the benefit of the doubt by questioning whether or not God had warned him about what was going to happen; and I was told that God probably did; but the Bible doesn't say.
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God bless, Jason Irelan
If the book of Revelation is about the fall of Jerusalem in AD 70, then how do you explain some of the events that were recorded but haven't happened yet? First off there's the two witnesses who are able to spew fire out of there mouths against anyone who tries to harm them and do other things like stop it from raining and cause drought and famine. Secondly, there's a beast that's supposed to show up with seven heads that would be interesting to see as a kaiju fan, but not interesting to worship. Finally, the mark of the beast that people need to sell and buy things hasn't arrived. Matthew is the book that's about the fall of Jerusalem in AD 70.
God bless, Jason Irelan
As far as demons being trapped in Ouija boards goes, they're not really trapped because I've already read that they operate by an idiomatic motor, which means thought guided; but that's how the devil works. He works at us through our thoughts.
Finally, I once experienced God giving me a peace first hand. I remember having trouble sleeping one night and feeling tempted; and I didn't say it out loud; but I said in the name of Jesus, go away from me Satan; and I felt instant peace just like that.
God bless, Jason Irelan
I know atheists say that the miracles in the Bible couldn't have happened like when Moses crossed the Red Sea. However, there has been archaeological proof that such an event did happened because they found chariots in the middle of the Red Sea.
God bless, Jason Irelan
So if I find a '56 Buick in the middle of the Ohio River, that means a miracle happened?
Source?I know atheists say that the miracles in the Bible couldn't have happened like when Moses crossed the Red Sea. However, there has been archaeological proof that such an event did happened because they found chariots in the middle of the Red Sea.
God bless, Jason Irelan
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