Spoilers STAR TREK BEYOND

[CorporalClegg]

Yeah. If Star Trek never does 99 Bottles of Beer shields again, it will be a huge improvement.

 

[STEPhon IT]

Yes, because we had a couple reshoots, which every major film goes through, and because we haven't gotten a second trailer yet, the film is an unmitigated disaster. Glad we're not committing to hyperbole here.

LOL. Yep. Rest assured when the second trailer premieres the doubters will fall back in line.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

I'd rather watch ten minutes of motorcycle stunts and explosions than hear the line "Shields are down 40 percent" once, because the former would be more creative and intelligent.

Oh sure, and rob the art department a chance to make a blinky failing shield graphic.

 

[Franklin]

I'd rather watch ten minutes of motorcycle stunts and explosions than hear the line "Shields are down 40 percent" once, because the former would be more creative and intelligent.

"Star Trek: X-Games", a joint Paramount and ESPN/Disney adventure.

 

[HIjol]

After 10 minutes of motorcycle stunts and explosions, I am pretty sure the number of motorcycle riders would be down 40%!

 

[photon70]

http://collider.com/star-trek-beyond-new-trailer-fan-event/

Not sure if anyone has said this.

Looks like Paramount was saving the 2nd trailer for a fan event in May.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Well that's just typical.

 

[The Doctor]

I thought that Paramount didn't care about the fans?

 

[HIjol]

I stand with the Fans.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I stand with the Fans.

Just don't get too close.

 

[CorporalClegg]

I stand with the Fans.

Is that why you're so cool?

 

[HIjol]

S'ok...I got my Axe®(-anar) Premium Body Spray!

 

[Nerys Myk]

S'ok...I got my Axe®(-anar) Premium Body Spray!

Lady fans will be all over you.

 

[HIjol]

Not hardly, I think!

Its gonna take more than the scent of "ManPine Ocean Breeze Sea Salt" or what have you!

A tad paunchy and approaching the Golden Years, am I...

...but I mean well!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Not hardly, I think!

Its gonna take more than the scent of "ManPine Ocean Breeze Sea Salt" or what have you!

A tad paunchy and approaching the Golden Years, am I...

...but I mean well!

Right behind you, my friend.

 

[HIjol]

Maybe we should contact the good people at Axe, and see if they would be interested in featuring us in a commercial for a new demographic to sell their product to...there are gonna be a lot of us, in America, in the next years...

"Axe: It Is Not Just For Your Grandkids, Any More!"©

 

[Nerys Myk]

GeriAxetric.

 

[HIjol]

Hmmm. Just thinking, there could be some crossover...Products...that could go nicely with the Geriatric set!

 

[F. King Daniel]

So they didn't debut it at CinemaCon because they wanted it for their own show. I can see their logic, but it's annoying. Because I want the trailer now! NOW NOW NOW NOW! *full on tantrum*

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

What we need is a sandworm to jump out the ground and swallow the Enterprise....... 10 minutes of fun ensues