Has anybody talked about the Alka Seltzer bread yet? I was more impressed by that than Starkiller base. It was just "plop plop, fizz fizz - bread!"![]()
"Original Alka Seltzer Bread from Jakku! TASTY!"
Has anybody talked about the Alka Seltzer bread yet? I was more impressed by that than Starkiller base. It was just "plop plop, fizz fizz - bread!"![]()
Lets admit it that's the reason everyone loves this film. .
^ Yeah, sure. Our problem with the prequels was just that they "tried something new". And of course we only like TFA because it's nothing but a "safe remake of ANH". Riiight.
Way to completely over-simplify everything.
How nice that we have you to tell us what we think and why, pubert.
"quintessence", "phantom energy" is a theorized and particularly powerful variety of dark energy. "Elysium" is a state of matter that....
These are all genuine references to actual astrophysics from available scientific papers. Combining them produces a possible way to actually blow up a planet. The postulated "Big Rip" would actually (theoretically) destroy at least the galaxy, possibly the entire known universe. Hence the need to make it a "small" Big Rip, allowing instantaneous passage through hyperspace.
Google it all, if you want more, but be prepared to be confronted by some Heavy Science.
You got the original actors playing roles and a story that is very close to ANH. Its basically a remake and you loved it. ROTS and AOTC(TO a lesser degree) weren't horrible but they didn't give people what they wanted. Basically TFA gave them what they wanted a new empire, a new planet destroying machine, another new Jedi Hope, A new rebellion(Resistance now) another droid with information the resistance needs, a new darth vader type character, a attack on the planet destroying machine by x-wings.
How nice that we have you to tell us what we think and why, pubert.
How tedious, pubert.
I loved the film because the new cast is fantastic and carried the movie. It was nice to see the old cast back and I'm looking forward to seeing more of Luke but damn, I want to see more of Rey's and Finn's story.
Amusing sidenote: about a year ago I wasn't really excited about a new SW movie. I said that SW, to me, is Luke's story. And that I'd be happy to see Luke again but wouldn't care about new characters.
And now I'm sitting here in love with the new cast. That JJ managed to pull that off is amazing. And Daisy Ridley et al deserve lots of praise for that, too.
And there you have it.Speaking for myself, I didn't knock the prequels for trying something new. I knocked them for sucking
Speaking for myself, I didn't knock the prequels for trying something new. I knocked them for sucking, in part because they failed to commit to something new* (and in part because the "new" path they tried to hew was a misbegotten attempt to tell a much more adult story in a series of hackneyed children's films). By comparison with that, an unabashed celebration of the spirit of the original film -- which is absolutely what TFA is -- is far preferable. And I honestly couldn't have cared less whether Han and Chewie and the original cast showed up or not, though it was nice seeing them. If Abrams wants to take it all in some new direction that actually works and doesn't suck and is fun to watch I'll be right there with him.
[* Hence the weary inevitability of Threepio and Artoo turning up in everything and all the godawful, leaden attempts by Lucas to "rhyme" things in the prequels with all the cool mythological motifs that he'd talked himself into believing were the strength of the original movies. All the Joseph Campbell pomposity was the worst thing to happen to Star Wars, IMO, and it's nice to see a Star Wars movie more concerned with being fun than being Momentous.]
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