TNG Caption This! #418: Powerful Moments

[Mr. Laser Beam]

gaddammit, I accidentally edited my last entry out of existence. Why the hell isn't there an UNDO on this board?

anyhoo:

Goatse is just that much worse when viewed through a VISOR. In the most extreme cases it can cause people to give themselves a full nelson.

Troi: How did all the bridge crew get beamed into space?!?
Goldshirt: Whoopsies.

Riker: I knew it. YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

O'Brien: Sir, I don't mean to speak out of turn, but if we want to make snow angels...don't we need SNOW?!?

Worf: Let it be known that I have installed special Riker's Leg-proofing on my console.

 

[Finn]

Riker: Stand down or we'll beam over Wesley

Picard: Damn it!

 

[Hutchy01]

Here we see a scene from the un-aired episode, "Troi's Day." It turns out, no one wanted to watch 24 hours in the life of Troi.

They might but it would have be on a 'Specialist' website!

 

[Mojochi]

Crusher: You'd be amazed how easy it is to brain wash this guy

Troi: Wait... You're not really leaving me in command are you? Even I think that's a bad idea

Riker: We're off course by 3 light years! What did I tell you about firing photon torpedoes while we're at warp?

Worf: ...That I shouldn't tell the captain it gives you an erection

No vacation would be complete without some face tan

Picard: Congratulations! I believe that is the best Lego bridge ever built before!

 

[Captain Crow]

Conn Officer: We've just dropped out of warp.

Data: The warp core has been ejected.

Riker: Damn it Ron! Not again!

Redshirt Ron XLII: Sorry, Sir. The flash drive eject and warp core eject buttons both use the same symbol.

Riker: You better be glad this is the 24th century and not the 23rd! Because if it were the 23rd I'd send your stupid ass on an away mission where you'd promptly get killed! Or have you do some mundane thing like plugging in a toaster and you die from electrocution!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Crusher: He's been like this all night. He thinks he's a cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey.
Troi: Well why haven't you cured him yet?
Crusher: It's the 80's. We need all the Big Shoulders we can get.

TROI: Can I have the eggs?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Goldshirt: If there's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with the universe!
Troi: Oh, believe me. There is definitely something wrong with you.

Riker: Ah, Ambassador Troi! I'm sure our own Mr. Worf would be delighted to escort you to the conference planetside.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Everything is set down here.

PICARD: We're set here as well. I'll summon Troi to the bridge and join you shortly

TROI: They did it again! I'm left in "command" of a wax dummy!

 

[Triskelion]

TROI: Can I have the eggs?

Ha, no flies on you, JirinPanthosa!

Helm: Why does the address bar autofill to all these Goddess of Rixx URLs?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ensign Aside Data: "Oh, God -- they're still blinking. There's so many of them! They're not even labeled! They just have random numbers on them that don't seen to mean anything. I keep tapping them but it's like nothing ever happens! And now the commander is yelling at somebody and oh lord I don't know what to do!"

Data: "Ensign, might I suggest a session withy counselor Troi. I understand she highly recommends transport vessels for people with your problem."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Burton: I keep telling him how to pronounce my name... I mean, I suppose Levar is a bit unusual, but how does he get "Burton" wrong every time as well?

Sirtis: Look, if this Baird guy manages to make this film not shit I think we can live with him not bothering to learn any of our names.

McFadden: He calls me "Rusty Fence"!

Ensign: You're mind to my mind...

Troi: The Vulcan mind meld... you're doing it wrong! On so many levels.

Riker: Worf! Bad posture can lead to back problems later in life!

Worf: I made a complete recovery from a broken back in a week like I'm Batman. I don't think I need to worry about that.

Meany: Wake me up when a low budget Irish film needs me.

Picard: Well, if this was a Feng Shui contest we'd have already won.

 

[Leviathan]

Chief Set Designers Log: Today 4 members of the cast pointed out that our footprints were really visible in the sand and it made no sense. 'Yar Protocol' was initiated and I had the cast shot. Recasting to begin immediately.

 

[hux]

Troi: And that's why you'll never have a girlfriend, you fucking freak.
Crusher: I'm afraid she's right.

Brrrrrrr Vrrrrrr Brrrrrr
Crewman: *cough*
Troi: Shit.....how long have you been there? I was um! just fixing the console.

Data: Worf just updated his relationship status to "Troi is now with a real man"
Riker: Fuck you Worf.

O'Brien: Told you. It's good shit.

Riker: We beamed over captain, but the smug virus doesn't appear to be affecting any of us.
Picard: From the looks on your faces, I'll assume that's bullshit.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Crusher: It's just a shot. Don't be a baby.
Troi: Did I really make a house call for this,Geordi?
LaForge: DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT NEEDLE?

Troi: Eyes front, ensign! I know where they're wandering.

 

[Triskelion]

Troi: There there. Lots of women like offers of fungus.
Geordi: Name one!
Crusher: Well, there's the Antedeans....
Geordi: They don't like my model sailing ships!

Troi: You know, being a Tactical Officer says a lot about someone.
Crewman: ...
Troi: It is a post often filled by those with a disciplined body and disciplined mind.
Crewman: ...
Troi: Someone who has a deep sense of honor and loyalty.
Crewman: ...
Troi: An officer who has enhanced reflexes, great endurance, pride in accomplishment.
Crewman: ...
Troi: Often stemming from a combative upbringing, feelings of inadequacy, separation anxiety...
Crewman: ...
Troi: Experiences of tragic weakness and helplessness.
Crewman: ...
Troi: Sometimes lying in bed at night wondering if those terrible, horrific voices from the past will ever silence and grant you a single night's rest from the fear of oblivion that is going to swallow up everything you ever loved or believed in.
Crewman: ...
Troi: ...
Crewman: ...
Troi: They won't, you know.
Crewman: ...

 

[DrBob]

Troi: Anyone else got sand in their crack?

 

[HIjol]

LEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Please, Dr. Crusher, make it stop! I love her, Man!!!

<curious...that Bridge Officer has no discernible netherregions that I can sense...or see!>

Mr. Worf, is that the Klingon PeePee Dance? Do you need to use the facilities?

In an attempt to reduce tension, Counsellor Troi recommends the Boys try making Snow Angels in the Dirty Sand.

What in Damnation are you all doing over there?! And get that Grinning Idiot Child off of my...oh, I uh, I seem to be on the wrong Bridge...Picard Out!

 

[Deckard]

Troi: Chin up, Geordi. Your eyesight isn't everything. And Beverly's said she's sorry. I mean, really, who could've known that it was a bad idea for a doctor to do 'tequila slammers' 2 hours before performing a delicate laser eye procedure?
Beverly (drunk): Yeeah, so.....shuddup....'less you wannnafightabou'it"

 

[Triskelion]

Beverly: I know Dr Brahms told you she's in the engine every time you touch it, but you've got to stop dry humping the antimatter flow regulators!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Next time, say something before you tap Worf on the shoulder.