DS9 Caption Contest 116: ROAAAD TRIIIP!
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Can I just ask ... what is the context for this Jem'hadar? ... he looks to be terrified out of his mind!
The tiny runabout about six inches in front of his face.
Sisko: But what is it?
Dax: I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Sisko: A white hole?
Dax: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
Sisko: But what is it?
Dax: I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Sisko: But what is it?
Computer: Oh someone just punch him out
Excellent. But that would probably also work with the character lines transposed too.... I think Terry Farrell actually played The Cat in one of the US Red Dwarf pilots.
Can I just ask ... what is the context for this Jem'hadar? ... he looks to be terrified out of his mind!
The tiny runabout about six inches in front of his face.
When you see it you'll shit gold-pressed latinum bricks.
Can I just ask ... what is the context for this Jem'hadar? ... he looks to be terrified out of his mind!
The tiny runabout about six inches in front of his face.
When you see it you'll shit gold-pressed latinum bricks.
That explains the ringing noise in my chair right now!
Third: I picked a bad day to give up White.
Now THIS is an "Abrams verse."
Nog: Jake! Get us out of here! Back to DS9!
Jake: DS9? What is it?
Nog: It's a big building in space that's run by Starfleet. But that's not important right now!
That shuttle looks like part of the background in that still if you're not focusing on it. I didn't see it either when I wrote my caption.
Kira: "No, I dont' want to go on a 'magic carpet ride, if you know what I mean'."
Sisko: Las Vegas, dead ahead.
Nog: Uncle Quark writes erotic fanfic?!
Jake: His spelling is REALLY bad!
"'Go to the Alpha Quadrant and expand the Dominion', they said, 'It'll be fun,' they said. NO ONE EVER MENTIONED THE HALLUCINATIONS."
Riker: Wait, does this chair have butt-warmers? I never go anywhere without butt-warmers.
26 hour warning!
(Sorry the text is at the top. Was having some trouble getting it to go in the right spot.)
First Ol'senik: Founder? What are you doing?
Founder: What does it look like I'm doing?
First: But... but you are a God!
Founder: And that means I can do whatever I please whenever I please, understood?
First: Yes, Founder! My apologies.
First Ol'senik: Founder? What are you doing?
Founder: What does it look like I'm doing?
First: But... but you are a God!
Founder: And that means I can do whatever I please whenever I please, understood?
First: Yes, Founder! My apologies.
Sisko: "The sheilds are down, the comptuers arent' responding, transporters are offline and we're headed straight for that moon! Looks like we're gonna die. Well, I suppose this is as good a time as any to ask ... is it also ridged, too?"
"You idiot! That Ceti Alpha V worm was supposed to go in his ear, not his rear!"
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