Louvois: What are you doing with Data's.. uh, nevermind.
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TNG Caption This! #412: Close Examination
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Lwaxana: Jean-Luc! So good to see you! How about a kiss? Just pucker up... pucker... here, like this... I sense you're not really into this, are you?
Worf: I am beginning to believe we have been deceived. Perhaps the captain just wanted us off the ship for the admiral's visit?
Riker: Captain Picard promised that our new bikes would be down here. Just keep looking!
Louvois: I'm relieved that this is what you meant, commander. I thought I was going to have to bring *you* up on charges next!
Data: Intriguing. The entry for "Earth" simply says "Mostly harmless".
LaForge: OK, I *finally* got the baby Organian down for his nap! When he wakes up, one of *you* can look after him... I'm exhausted!
Riker: We found this in Data's nightstand. I'd like to submit this as Exhibit A.
Louvois: The court recognizes this back massager as Exhibit A.
Riker: ............Moving on. Calling next witness....
LOUVOIS: "We'll take a 15 minute recess (... as my imagination runs wild!)"
Geordi: Commander, I see writing over here! It reads..."He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaauuugh."
Riker: *sigh* Away Team to Bridge. Please note for the record that we are not, in fact, the first human explorers on this planet. We were preceded by Monty Python fanboys, who left their usual mark.
Worf: They are prolific. Like tribbles.
Louvois Spare the rod, spoil the robot, commander.
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Geordi: Commander, I see writing over here! It reads..."He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaauuugh."
Riker: *sigh* Away Team to Bridge. Please note for the record that we are not, in fact, the first human explorers on this planet. We were preceded by Monty Python fanboys, who left their usual mark.
Worf: They are prolific. Like tribbles.
Data [O/S]: Commander they do not breed!
Sparkle: "Ugly bags of mostly fat."
Geordi: Wake me when it evolves tits.
Geordi: "Obviously you've never used my VISOR to watch Ensign Gomez in the sonic shower."
Thanks for the victory Leadhead!
Stewart: This is undignified!
Majel: Who's married to the producer and can get you sacked at any time?
Stewart: *Sigh* Carry on.
First Officer's Personal Log: A dark picture... lots of grain... as feared the evidence is conclusive. We've run into the people who remastered season 2 again.
JAG: OK Commander, you can stop sucking your gut in now.
Data: Only a real man can pull off lilac.
Crusher: Actually, they're mostly silicone.
Stewart: This is undignified!
Majel: Who's married to the producer and can get you sacked at any time?
Stewart: *Sigh* Carry on.
First Officer's Personal Log: A dark picture... lots of grain... as feared the evidence is conclusive. We've run into the people who remastered season 2 again.
JAG: OK Commander, you can stop sucking your gut in now.
Data: Only a real man can pull off lilac.
Crusher: Actually, they're mostly silicone.
Picard: What is it?
Wesley: A micro-universe. I created one for my science project.
Picard: Oh, this is ridiculous. (Breaking fourth wall) NO CHILD IS THIS CLEVER! OR ABLE! I DEMAND A REWRITE!
Crusher: Ancient alien life form my tukus. As soon as everyone else leaves it's dessert!
Picard: What is it?
Wesley: A micro-universe. I created one for my science project.
Picard: Oh, this is ridiculous. (Breaking fourth wall) NO CHILD IS THIS CLEVER! OR ABLE! I DEMAND A REWRITE!
Can this just win now?
Geordi: "Ah, captain, I think I found commander Riker."
Picard: But... it *never* snows on Vulcan!
LaForge: *sigh* It's just a cheap souvenir, sir.
Picard: Not good enough, damn it! Not good enough!
Picard: All right, who invited Blinky LaForge to our alien staredown!
Wesley: He wants the implausible.
Data: That's the short definition of douchebag.
Gordon Ramsay: "What is this? Come on! You can't be fucking serious! You're taking the piss! You call that a cake?! It looks like cap-y took a crappy on the plate and frosted it!"
