Your Most Despised Substance in the Universe

[Kemaiku]

Poop. There is nothing more evil in this universe or any other.

 

[BillJ]

Poop. There is nothing more evil in this universe or any other.

I'd say Brut Cologne is far more evil.

 

[urbandefault]

Poop. There is nothing more evil in this universe or any other.

I'd say Brut Cologne is far more evil.

Only if used more than sparingly.

A couple of years ago my boss got some kind of cologne for Christmas and I'd swear he was bathing in the stuff. I could tell when he'd been anywhere in the building, and it gave me terrible headaches. The amount he was using should have emptied the bottle in a week, but he must have had the 2 gallon economy size because it went on and on for the better part of the year. No one in my department would say anything, and apparently no one in the building would either.

But that's enough of that. Canned beets are evil incarnate.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I'm voting Red Matter, because I'm pretty sure it's made from canned beets. I hate canned beets.

"RED MATTER IS CANNED BEETS!" - Charlton Heston

Works for me.

Beets for the win. My cousin and I ate a whole can once. Then promptly threw up. Not a pretty sight.

 

[IrishNero]

I don't know why you could possibly hate red matter. I'd like a small ball of that just for my own purposes.

 

[HIjol]

Ok, then...feces after eating beets...

 

[Push The Button]

Diet soda.

 

[maneth]

Chanel #5. One small whiff of it is enough to send me to my bed with a migraine for the rest of the day.

 

[HIjol]

or Windsong

or Hai Karate

 

[Vandervecken]

Synthehol. What's the point?

I love pickled beets, although I usually eat 'em out of a jar. Yum. Lotta sugar carbs, though.

 

[T'Girl]

Chanel #5. One small whiff of it is enough to send me to my bed with a migraine for the rest of the day.

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Guinness.

 

[Maurice]

11. Fan Polls

 

[2takesfrakes]

FOSTER'S

... Australian for "beer."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That is not drunk in Australia. It is almost entirely an export. It is despised here. The copy that it was somehow quintessentially Australian was advertising bullshit aimed at an overseas market.

It is very important that everyone understand this. Very.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Armus gloop. Eeeeeeeevil.

 

[IrishNero]

That is not drunk in Australia. It is almost entirely an export. It is despised here. The copy that it was somehow quintessentially Australian was advertising bullshit aimed at an overseas market.

It is very important that everyone understand this. Very.

While serving in the US Air Force, I Stayed in Alice Springs for eight months back in 2001 and asked for a 'Foster's' my first day there. After the barkeep's laughter died down, he directed me to another, more tasty beverage.

 

[Green Shirt]

It's a little odd that people hate Red Matter more than feces. Just sayin'

Well, if you have red matter in your feces - that's really irritating.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

neelixs cooking.

Exactly. I was going to write in "leola root".

 

[JirinPanthosa]

No, the most popular beer in Australia is Victoria Bitter which is also an adjunct lager with equally fake ingredients and an equal amount of rice and corn in the malt. Equally bad as Foster's.