TNG Caption This! #402: A True Legend

[f14peter]

KID: "So Ambassador, would this book be helpful?"

SPOCK: "While very colloquially written, it is a fascinating read, with many elements that would be most suitable for our cause"

PICARD: "What book is that Spock?"

SPOCK: "Its title is Vulcan-Romulan Reunification for Dummies"

 

[kirkfan]

^you know the other guy is Picard right?

I forgot.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Data: Your system appears to be under attack by an outside source, inexplicably using a 20th century OS called "Apple".

 

[kirkfan]

Spock: Data...

Data: Quiet! I've almost reached the last level of that tetris game.

 

[Ithekro]

PICARD: Data why are you hacking into those sort of places?

DATA: I am gaining useful intellegence about our enemy.

SPOCK: And your conclusion?

DATA: She is definately her mother's child.

 

[kirkfan]

Picard: Stop Hogging the game, Data! You're being rude to Spock. He wants to play too.

Data: But captain, I am on an epic winning streak!

 

[Finn]

Captain's Log: I wonder if Beverly would like it if I kept my forehead ribbed

 

[kirkfan]

Dear diary: Today, I've met Spock. I find him a bit stiff and too unemotional. Remember, that this is Data speaking!


Spock: Hey!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks for the win and the shout out Leadhead, though you did all the hard work.

I never met Leonard Nimoy, but he always came over as a smart, thoughtful and likeable man in interviews. He will be missed.

Nimoy: So this is the script for Star Trek: Generations? I'll give you $50 if you rewrite Kirk's death so it's complete poo compared to mine.

Braga Roumulan: OK!

Nimoy: We seem to be caught in a game of THRONE'S.

Because you see, your name is...

Malachi: Yes, I get it.

Data: Here is the full list of people who reported the death of "Dr. Spock" on twitter, including some proper actual news agencies.

Picard: They must burn with fire!

Spock: Actually, as a super smart scientist I do have several doctorates, including numerous honorary ones.

Picard: They must burn with fire!

Spock: I never thought anyone would trump me in the "Oh shit, I've left the golden goose, how the hell do I get my character back into this franchise?" stakes, but well played Sub Commander, well played.

Stewart: Goodbye Mr. Baird.

 

[kirkfan]

Spock: Where did you get this, Boy? This is authentic Vulcan porn.

Boy: How can you tell, sir?

Spock: It's so boring; it makes you want to kill yourself.

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Although I am capable of carrying out your Botany eBay search request, I refuse to find out where Guinan, quote, "Scores those sweet ass warbonnets."

 

[kirkfan]

Data: I am ordering this solvent that will dissolve the excess starch in your clothes in no time.

Picard: Damn ferengi dry cleaners, I knew they were up to something!

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Sela: That's it, I'm taking your remote. I warned you to pick a channel and stick with it.

Picard: It...appears this is an icing gun.
Data: Excellent flower, captain.
Spock: Indeed.

 

[kirkfan]

Picard: I've never seen a carpet of this color before.

Spock: That's my proudest acquisition, I just got enough to cover the whole apartment.

Data: I believe it goes well with the pink walls.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Data, why are you running an Excel spreadsheet?"

Data: "Captain K'Vada wanted me to check the books of a news radio station he recently purchased in New York."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "The enemy is not far. Phaser check. Operative and in my left hand. Mr. Spock?"

Spock: "In my right side holder."

Data: "Captain? Did you bring your Hello Kitty Bubble Blowing Gun again?"

Picard: "Merde."

 

[kirkfan]

Picard: How do you like the way I pistol-painted this coffee table?

Spock: Interesting...

Data: I believe it would be advisable to hire a professional next time.

 

[LeadHead]

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