SPOCK:Captain, no one is going to believe Nomad's head stuck on top of Sargon's sphere is a cloaking device
DATA: Oh look! A cloaking device!
TNG Caption This! #402: A True Legend
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SPOCK:Captain, no one is going to believe Nomad's head stuck on top of Sargon's sphere is a cloaking device
DATA: Oh look! A cloaking device!
Kirk: "Spock, how many people did you really bring back from the Romulan ship?"
Spock: "Twenty-eight."
Sela: "Here, read this..."
Spock: "..."
Sela: "...I meant OUT LOUD!"
Sela: Hey! Give me that PADD back! I haven't broken your record on Angry Birds yet!
SPOCK: I don't care about your Playboy pics, Commander! MY Romulan Commander didn't look like the albino brother of Kim Jong-un.
DATA:...an user just suggested maybe the ridges came from interspecies sex with Remian sla...
SPOCK: Mostly illogical!
PARDEK: As you can see Proconsul, Spock isn't either conviced by your explanation.
NERAL: Come on ambassadord, look how I overraise my eyebrows.
SPOCK: Novels ARE NOT canon!
DATA: Fascinating, this beige paperweight show how much Romulans are a passionate people.
PICARD: Look at this pink flower. This is so extravagant.
SPOCK: Maybe you should visit a Vulcan personnal cabin on your ship....
Spock: ``The lyrics to the songs of musical group Sparks?''
T'Kid: ``I was hoping you could help me work out Amateur Hour.''
Pardek: ``And this, Ambassador Spock, is at last the face I have brought you halfway across the galaxy to punch.''
Spock: ``I regard punching this face as a solemn duty and a service to the galaxy.''
Data: ``I have identified the core problem. Romulus's leading clothiers stole their patterns from a Lego figure.''
Picard: ``Um ... four lights?''
Sela: ``We don't really need you at this meeting, Picard.''
Little did Picard suspect the Romulan Tulips were set on 'Heavy Stun'.
Pardek: Nero, this is Ambassador Spock.
Pardek: Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar.
Larrek: Shempok thinks your plan sucks.
Moeal: Is that so?
Spock: You've scratched out every word "Logic" and wrote "Batman."
Punk: Surak taught strict adherence to the principles of Batman.
Spock: That statement is egregious.
Punk: Batman dictates you right this injustice.
Neral: So, that's Vulcan?
Spock: No, I am a Vulcan. I am not my home planet.
Neral: Your home planet?
Spock: Vulcan.
Neral: So you're not Vulcan?
Spock: Well, I am Vulcan - or technically, I'm a Vulcanian.
Neral: So, you are Vulcan?
Spock: In a sense, I am Vulcan -
Neral<to Pardek>: So that is Vulcan? Smaller than I thought.
Spock: No, I am Vulcan in the adjective sense, not the noun sense. I am a Vulcan from Vulcan but I am not the planet Vulcan. I am Vulcan but I am not Vulcan.
Neral: You are Vulcan but you are not Vulcan? Then you are Vulcanian but you are not Vulcanian.
Spock: It's not Vulcanian.
Neral: Sorry. Vulcania.
Spock: You are a very silly man and now there will be war.
Spock: Note how he leaves the caps lock on when he's leaving comments on the internet.
Data: I AM AN ANDROID!
Sela: Did you write this part about the blonde Romulan Commander whose written orders made no sense because she kept hitting the space bar?
Spock: Yes.
Sela: I'm only half blonde.
<Zap>
Picard: Sorry. I thought it was a space vole.
Spock: They told me Three Men and a Galaxy's Child was a stupid idea.
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Spock: "Fascinating, how did you get your legs behind your neck like that?"
SELA: "Umm never mind"
Spock: It's an Earth book called "there is more than just one way to style your hair"
Pardek: This is the man I'm going to betray.....oops.....I mean this is ambassador Spock
Data: You know, it's really difficult looking at porn with you two just standing there
Sela: You keep it, I'm getting an iPad
Spock: We can come back later if this is a bad time
Sela: No, don't worry I'm almost done
Spock: It's a living.
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