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TNG Caption This! #402: A True Legend

LeadHead

Director of Comedy
Premium Member
Welcome.

Yesterday, we lost more than an actor, more than a director,
more than a photographer, we lost an inspirational man.

It would be easy for us to only think of that loss and be sad. Do not misunderstand me,
I feel the sadness of the passing of Leonard Nimoy,
but I am heartened by the body of his work and the effect it has had on me.

In fact, I’ll admit after learning of his passing, I strongly considered not doing any new caption contests this week.
This led me to go through TrekCore’s rare photos of Mr. Nimoy to put together a photo collage
in respect of him and to announce the contests going dark for the weekend.

Then, something unexpected happened. As I was going through these photos,
I was awestruck at how an overwhelming amount of these photos had Mr. Nimoy in laughter or a huge smile.

So, the show will go on, as I can’t think of any better way to pay tribute
to a great man like Leonard Nimoy than to make ourselves and each other smile and laugh.

I fully understand if everyone does not share this opinion and wishes to abstain for the time being,
I respect that position and look forward to the time when you wish to return.

May you all Live Long and Prosper.

LeadHead


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Thank you TrekCore for the enormous library of media to not only create the above collage but to create this and many other caption contests.

And now..


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First up to the plate, we have the "Extras" Award, going to:

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Worf (thinking): "Who the hell are these people?"

Next, we have the "Games" Award, going to:

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Riker: Beverly Crusher, Nurse Ogawa, and Katherine Pulaski.
Worf: Those choices may be honorable, but foolish. Pulaski, Ogawa, and Lwaxana would be the warrior's choice.
Data: Query...Shag, Marry, or Kill?

Next, we have the "Manhunt" Award, going to:

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Worf: Worf to Command, suspect 'Waldo' is not on the bridge, either.

Next, we have the "Klingon Dandruff" Award, going to:

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TROI: It might be time to switch to a stronger shampoo.

Next, we have the "Birds and the Klingon Bees" Award, going to:

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Worf: "You are fully dilated to ten centimeters, and are ready to have sex with a true warrior."


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Security Chief's Log: After getting my arse kicked by every single alien ever I have stopped taking risks and only travel with two guards and a drawn phaser at all times.

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Worf: I'm leaving home, and I'm never coming back!
Picard: That's nice, Lieutenant.
Worf: I'm serious this time!
Picard: Of course you are.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!

Inflatabledalek, thanks for the great idea to do a "Unification" themed contest for this week. It does seem to be the most appropriate contest to do this week.

We will resume our character contests next week.

And now... to captioning!

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Enjoy!
 
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Spock: An original hardback copy of Surak's teachings. An amazing find!

D'Tan: $19.95 on Amazon.

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Pardek: This is Ambassador Spock. I won't bother with introducing you, Proconsul, nobody cares what you have to say in this scene anyway.

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Spock and Picard caught Data gushing on Social media about their mission to Romulus. #SecretMissionWithSpock

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Sela: You will read this statement.

Spock: "Sela, Pastrami on Light Rye with mayo.."

Sela: Not again!

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Spock: It's okay, Captain. If anybody asks, Data neck pinched her.
 
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Thanks for the win. :)

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Crosby: Mr. Nimoy, I know we're filming, but -- can I have your autograph?

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Data: That is a most improbable place to hide a bicycle.
Nimoy: Dammit, Bill..
 
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Spock: While the wrist corsage is lovely, I feel it to be a inappropriate gift.

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Data: ... and by angling all the reflective surfaces thusly, we can avoid the reflection of the production assistant as we all exit the room.

Spock: Quite logical.

:)
 
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PARDEK: And he's been here for years, but no one noticed his lack of ridges and a bad hairpiece.
 
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Spock: "Kid, let me give you some sage advice: don't get into politics."

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Pardek: "And this is Ambassador Spock of Vulcan. We did bloodwine shots off of Chancellor Azetbur at the Khitomer Conference."

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Picard: "...no, I don't believe I clicked on a link asking to help a Nausicaan prince..."

Spock: "You're not unlike another captain of the Enterprise I once knew...who BSed his way through tech support problems."

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Spock: "I am afraid I don't give out autographs."

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Spock: "I may only be half-human, but I know pent-up issues when I see them, Commander."
 
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Spock: "These are your drawings? They're terrible. You suck at this."


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"He'll fit right in. No one would ever recognize a Vulcan ambassador."





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"Dominos has a new app you can use to order pizza online. What toppings would you like?"


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"This one had a little too much Romulan Ale."
 
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Sela: Just push right there and you can take my picture with the Captain.

Or:

Sela: It's ready just say, "I'm sorry but Sela cannot come to the communicator right now. Please leave a message and I'll call you back. Live Long and Prosper."
 
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YOUNG ROMULAN: You have me sold on Revolution. I want to overthrow the Romulan senate and reunify with Vulcan. So what do we do?
SPOCK: Hide in caves and enjoy art.
YOUNG ROMULAN: Good one. No, seriously.

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PARDEK: So this is one of the most famous Vulcans in the universe. We're going to pass him as a Romulan.
SENATOR: Needs more bowl cut.

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SPOCK: What is that you have on screen?
DATA: It's a poll on an Asperger's forum. I'm running a close second to you for 'Biggest Trek icon'.
SPOCK: I find the concept of a poll on who is more popular among people who have difficulty processing emotional nuances quite illogical.
DATA: Now you're running away with it.

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DENISE CROSBY: So here is an annotated list of reasons Tasha Yar should be revived somehow. Alternate universe, last minute alien intervention, whatever. I know the recommendation would mean a lot coming from you, Mr Nimoy.


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PICARD: I'll shoot her with this pink water pistol, and you vaporize her with that disruptor on your belt.
SPOCK: A logical plan.
 
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Spock: This book is overdue by 15,000 years. That's going to be one hell of a late fee​

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Spock: It's a pleasure to meet you Proconsul​
Neral: If that's what pleasure looks like on Vulcan, you can forget about reunification​

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Picard: Data, stop trying to arouse the ambassador​

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Sela: It's all right here. My mother was a human, and that's why I hate them all​
Spock: My human mother would just ask dumb questions. It get's annoying, but you get use to it​

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Picard: Surrender, or the plant gets it

 
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SPOCK: I was unaware that a hardback copy of "Vulcan Love Slave" was even made, much less written in Vulcan. How did you get this, and do they have a book two?
 
Great idea for a contest this week, Leadhead[/i]! Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy!
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Spock: There is no "on" button, this is a book. You read it. Apparently, I have more to teach the Romulans than I expected.

Young Romulan: So you can't take a selfie with it? What good is it, then?

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Pardek: ...and this is Mr. Spock. He's here to commemorate the 25th Anniversary of Star Trek and because Captain Kirk said he'd only appear if we did a movie.

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Spock: Mr. Data, what is taking so long?

Data: I am sorry, sir, but I was temporarily distracted by how popular Wesley is on the internet.

Spock: That is highly illogical.

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Spock: ..."'Captain, I know you always harbored a secret lust for my mother, well, I'm the next best thing,' Sela said, seductively."

Sela: Wrong PADD!

Picard: Don't be so hasty, Sela, I, for one, and quite interested in where this is going...

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Data: I can explain. Would you believe Spot did it?

Picard: Mr. Data, do you honestly expect me to believe that?

Data: ...Yes?



*That last caption reminded me that, when Spot was first introduced, I swore his/her name was "Spock." I still think that would have been a better name!

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Great idea for a contest this week, Leadhead! Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy!

Thanks Shivkala, but I can't take credit for this.

Inflatabledalek was the genius creator of that idea and I'm very grateful for the input.

Thank you, Inflatabledalek!
 
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Next Time on Staar Trek; The Next Generation: Picard and his crew escorts Ambassador Spock to a conference with an empathic race that causes them to see an image of their true love...

Picard: Beverly?

Data: Tasha?

Spock: Nyota?
 
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Spock: So you got through make up just to ask for my autograph? Security!

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Spock: So I take it, you're the only Romulan assassin who can stab people with his chin.

Chin-man: It comes in handy with all these weapon detectors.

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<Data typing> "I'm not wearing anything..."

Spock: Data, I am shocked. You liar! You can do contractions, after all!


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Spock: What's that?

Sela: That's my phone number.

Spock: Why would I need that?

Sela: I see. So you're playing hard to get then...

Picard: Hey, I am still in the room!

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Spock: A blow dryer as a gag gift, Data? Your sense of humor is improving.

Data: I was inspired by the presence of a master.

Picard: Hey, I am still in the room!
 
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