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TNG Caption This! #394: To Boldly Go...

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WORF: "Enterprise, this is Kos'karii-Rider requesting a fly-by"

ENTERPRISE SHUTTLE BOSS: "Negative Kos'karii-Rider, the pattern is full"

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DATA: "No no Worf! This is not a good idea!"

WORF: "Sorry Data, but it's time to buzz the ship!"
 
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O'Brien: Sorry for the delay, Captain. Filtering out Cmdr. Riker's STDs usually takes while

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Captain's log: I'm preparing myself to hear about the most boring shore leave two officers have ever had

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Geordi: I think Lwaxanna might be hurt!

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Q: Round & round & round she goes. What altered dimension she stops in... nobody knows

Guinan: (Off screen) You'd like to think that wouldn't you?


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Riker: BTW, Has either one of you two figured out how to tell this guy to duck?
 
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RIKER: "I know you're deaf and mute, so I will lean in closer to you, and speak really LOUDLY .. AND .. SLOWLY .. SO .. YOU .. CAN .. UNDER .. STAND .. WHAT .. I'M .. SAYING!"

RIVA (telepathically to Troi): "Is he always this stupid?"

TROI (telepathically to Riva): "You have no idea"
 
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Worf: Sir, it is a dozen parsecs to Starbase 47, we have a full load of dilithium, six phaser power packs, space is dark...and we are wearing Starfleet uniforms.

Data: Hit it.


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Q: Does this uniform make my omnipotent ass look big?


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Worf: Commander, today is NOT a good day for a three-way staring contest....Commander?


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Data: Doctor! Geordi! Cease this pursuit at once. Free beer and nachos are limited to off-duty personnel only!

Worf: (sighs) Today would have been a good day to fry.


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O'Brien: Ah, our shipment of figurines just arrived from Ent-D-bay!

Picard: The Riker figure looks too lifelike.
 
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At that point Riker unmasked the Data-like android and found out he had been Riva the whole time.

Troi: He's thinking he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky Klingon.
 
Thanks for the win

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Data: Curious, why did Riker ask if we were doing a flyby of Counselor Troi's quarters before we left the shuttle bay?

Worf: ….no idea, sir
 
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Geordi: DAMMIT WORF TACKLE THE GUY WITH THE BALL
Data: Negative, Geordi! It is a passing play!



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Q: What do you mean, gadgets? I don't give people gadgets.
Secret Agent Julian Bashir: I'm confused.Are you or are you not my equipment manager?



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Data: Lieutenant, is it really necessary to whisper 'Pew pew pew pew!' when you fire the phasers?
 
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Q: Trust me Jean Luc, when you see this guy's hair it'll be worth the trip. It's like...a balding F U to the universe.
 
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Picard: ``Oh, so somebody is so good he has to use the center transporter disc now, is that it?''


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Worf: ``Mmmm. Suddenly I'm hungry for some gigantic Drake's Devil Dogs.''


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Q: ``If you don't need me, then how come we're in Ten Forward and the stars are all going by sideways?''


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The crisis takes a turn for the worse when the Enterprise officers discover the film crew recording their every movement.
 
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Picard: This planet is insanely hostile and hasn't had contact with Star Fleet in a century, meaning they're likely to still think it's their duty to kill the guy in red first. Good luck and energise!


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Data: Remember the plan, we get to the Borg ship and pretend to be delivering pizza.


Where is the pizza?


Worf: I got hungry.


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Geordi: Quick we must... Hey Worf, you been working out? You're kinda ripped!


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Q: Well I'm sure nothing will happen this week to see me replaced as this show's number one recurring adversary.


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Riker: WHAT SORT OF A PLANET HAS ROCKS LIKE THIS?
 
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DATA: Breaker, breaker. 17-01 This is Real Boy and Turtlehead. Big E, do you have your ears on?
 
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