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Listen, I have an idea

I want to have a scene where two redshirts get assimilated while in the middle of having sex! When the girl orgasms you can hear her voice turn from human to a high-pitched machine scream.
Make it two guys and that will put butts in seats.
 
Now I want to talk about the soundtrack to the movie. I think it should have lots of dubstep & electro and some screwed & chopped rap music. Maybe we could get Lil' Jon and the Wu-Tang Clan on it too!

Nah, I say we get Meat Loaf to sing the entire soundtrack, possibly joined by Roseanne Barr for a love duet.
 
The movie needs is a big musical number that includes a Borg chorus line that starts high kicking. The camera pans back to show the line is hundreds, then thousands, then tens of thousands of Borg long, all high-kicking in perfect unison. It'd be a show-stopper I tells ya!
 
The movie needs is a big musical number that includes a Borg chorus line that starts high kicking. The camera pans back to show the line is hundreds, then thousands, then tens of thousands of Borg long, all high-kicking in perfect unison. It'd be a show-stopper I tells ya!

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Now I want to talk about the soundtrack to the movie. I think it should have lots of dubstep & electro and some screwed & chopped rap music. Maybe we could get Lil' Jon and the Wu-Tang Clan on it too!

Nah, I say we get Meat Loaf to sing the entire soundtrack, possibly joined by Roseanne Barr for a love duet.

"I can see Paradise City
By the viewscreen light."
 
Now I want to talk about the soundtrack to the movie. I think it should have lots of dubstep & electro and some screwed & chopped rap music. Maybe we could get Lil' Jon and the Wu-Tang Clan on it too!

Nah, I say we get Meat Loaf to sing the entire soundtrack, possibly joined by Roseanne Barr for a love duet.

"I can see Paradise City
By the viewscreen light."

Now we're all praying for the end of time! :guffaw:
 
Now I want to talk about the soundtrack to the movie. I think it should have lots of dubstep & electro and some screwed & chopped rap music. Maybe we could get Lil' Jon and the Wu-Tang Clan on it too!

Nah, I say we get Meat Loaf to sing the entire soundtrack, possibly joined by Roseanne Barr for a love duet.

"I can see Paradise City
By the viewscreen light."

* groan * :lol: * groan *

People have been perma-banned on here for less than that. ;)
 
Now I need ideas for related media expansions of this movie. I'm thinking a video game. Of a kind that has never been seen in Trek lore before. That would be a 3D fighter ala the Tekken series. You could have nuTrek characters like nuKirk with his kung-fu action facing off against TNG/DS9/VOY-era characters like Captain Janeway who knows how to perform a mean piledriver. I got some original ideas that have never been seen in Trek before that needs to be seen. I would also promote the movie with McDonald's toys that come with a kid's happy meal. Maybe a nuTrek-themed series of Dairy Queen shakes as well. What would be a good flavor and color to use for a nuTrek shake, I wonder? I'm thinking blue or red here.
 
Now I need ideas for related media expansions of this movie. I'm thinking a video game. Of a kind that has never been seen in Trek lore before. That would be a 3D fighter ala the Tekken series. You could have nuTrek characters like nuKirk with his kung-fu action facing off against TNG/DS9/VOY-era characters like Captain Janeway who knows how to perform a mean piledriver. I got some original ideas that have never been seen in Trek before that needs to be seen. I would also promote the movie with McDonald's toys that come with a kid's happy meal. Maybe a nuTrek-themed series of Dairy Queen shakes as well. What would be a good flavor and color to use for a nuTrek shake, I wonder? I'm thinking blue or red here.

I like this. All of it. Have a WWE themed action figure set with a scaled down ring for fighting. There have to be several costumes for each figure. THEN, have the tie in with DQ for a series of shakes - one flavour for each crew member of each series, not just nuTrek. Expand the set and bring in fans from all the series. You could have a contest on the shake cups. Pull tabs where you can win everything from exclusive costumes for the figures, to a walk on the bridge of the new movie....wait for it....drinking from one of the DQ cups, figurine prominently exposed.
 
The movie needs is a big musical number that includes a Borg chorus line that starts high kicking. The camera pans back to show the line is hundreds, then thousands, then tens of thousands of Borg long, all high-kicking in perfect unison. It'd be a show-stopper I tells ya!
Keep it pretty! Keep it witty! Keep it GAAAAAAY!

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gxg5HWTIAY[/yt]
 
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