Crewman: Sir? SIR! My eyes are up here.
Worf: It is a good day to lift and separate.
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Crewman: Sir? SIR! My eyes are up here.
Worf: It is a good day to lift and separate.
T4TW Leadhead!
Picard: Mister Data, how long until we reach Starbase?
Data: Approximately forty-seven minutes, sir.
Picard: And how long will we have to take the engines offline for maintenance, Mister LaForge?
LaForge: I guess about - forty-seven hours, sir?
Picard: And how many women do you intend to rendezvous with on shore leave, Commander Riker?
Riker: Forty-seven, sir!
Picard: Nothing out of the ordinary here!
Worf: Please stop pressing the mute button when I am briefing you on the tactical situation.
LaForge: The number of women who will never go out with me?
Data: I spent all night designing this highly complex algorithm.
LaForge: Eleventy-sixteen? Upside-down snowcone? What kind of numbering system is this??
Data: It was necessary to invent a new one.
Picard: And furthermore, there can be no liberty until philosophy takes root in the loam of the soul, where it will absorb the nutrients and water table of human inquiry against the slingshots and crossbow bolts of disgruntled fate drone drone drone drone drone....
Riker: Haven't we heard this part already?
Crew: Zzzzzzzzzz.........
Crusher: Complimentary review prototypes from the Fuji Pleasure-Gynoid Corporation?
LaForge: Really?
Crusher: LCARS panel polish. Grab a squeegee, Commander LaLoveless.
Picard: Mister Data, how long until we reach Starbase?
Data: Approximately forty-seven minutes, sir.
Picard: And how long will we have to take the engines offline for maintenance, Mister LaForge?
LaForge: I guess about - forty-seven hours, sir?
Picard: And how many women do you intend to rendezvous with on shore leave, Commander Riker?
Riker: Forty-seven, sir!
Picard: Nothing out of the ordinary here!
Worf: Please stop pressing the mute button when I am briefing you on the tactical situation.
LaForge: The number of women who will never go out with me?
Data: I spent all night designing this highly complex algorithm.
LaForge: Eleventy-sixteen? Upside-down snowcone? What kind of numbering system is this??
Data: It was necessary to invent a new one.
Picard: And furthermore, there can be no liberty until philosophy takes root in the loam of the soul, where it will absorb the nutrients and water table of human inquiry against the slingshots and crossbow bolts of disgruntled fate drone drone drone drone drone....
Riker: Haven't we heard this part already?
Crew: Zzzzzzzzzz.........
Crusher: Complimentary review prototypes from the Fuji Pleasure-Gynoid Corporation?
LaForge: Really?
Crusher: LCARS panel polish. Grab a squeegee, Commander LaLoveless.
LaForge: Admiral Nakamura?
Data: Admiral Nakamura.
Data: "Did I mention that I was up all night?
LaForge: The number of women who will never go out with me?
Data: I spent all night designing this highly complex algorithm.
LaForge: Eleventy-sixteen? Upside-down snowcone? What kind of numbering system is this??
Old Spock (os): "THE WOMEN"
GEORDI: "So Data, as these numbers demonstrate, if we reroute the primary exo-iso reticulator flow through the port-forward schizmo-vent retaining screen, and reconfigure the modulation equalizer containment field, we'll be able to use the auxiliary flappenjammer restrictor ---"
DATA (THINKING): "2nd officer's log, Commander LaForge and myself have been tasked to repair the ice cream dispenser in Ten-Forward"
GEORDI: "--- to rebalance the semi-matter confluence buffers to .0005% over norms, then we can reverse the isofluvial compensators. Of course, this will cause an overload in the tri-quasi alignment grid, unless we retune the upper ventral econotwillers ---"
DATA (THINKING): "2nd Officer's log continued ... I never believed it possible for my positronic brain to become bored to tears, until now"
GEORDI: "--- to absorb the blophem stream coming from the aft ramistat core while defragmenting any ontiarion particles ---"
Ensign: I'm not Tasha. My hair is natural…Sir
Worf: "Remove your pants, ensign. I wish to verify that 'claim'..."
TFTW LH!
Riker: Geordi, that's the worst Davros impression I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot.
Worf: Apparently, if you ask if I'm a God, I should say, "Yes".
Geordi: So according to this ven diagram, there's almost no intersection between the "People who like Roddenberry's post Motion Picture take on perfect humanity" and the "People who aren't Gene Roddenberry" groups.
Picard: Avert your eyes! This screening of DS9 is not in HD!
Burton: So wait, being sacked and then rehired meant you got to negotiate a new contract based on the series being an established success that was how much more than we all originally got when when we signed up for season 1?
McFadden: Put it like this, I'm going to need a bigger pad to put all the zeroes on.
Riker: Geordi, that's the worst Davros impression I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot.
Worf: Apparently, if you ask if I'm a God, I should say, "Yes".
Geordi: So according to this ven diagram, there's almost no intersection between the "People who like Roddenberry's post Motion Picture take on perfect humanity" and the "People who aren't Gene Roddenberry" groups.
Picard: Avert your eyes! This screening of DS9 is not in HD!
Burton: So wait, being sacked and then rehired meant you got to negotiate a new contract based on the series being an established success that was how much more than we all originally got when when we signed up for season 1?
McFadden: Put it like this, I'm going to need a bigger pad to put all the zeroes on.
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