TNG Caption This! #384: Halloween Part II!

[Nebusj]

Locutus: ``But then it turned out the Borg have relaxed-fit bodysuits and that changed everything.''

Shelby: ``I hate how these Borg Mall stores don't let more than three StarFleeters in at one time.''
Worf: ``Tell me about it.''

Data: ``The situation is dire, Commander. If we are unable to find a larger set then Counsellor Troi will have to stand in either your key light or mine.''
Riker: ``If that's the choice make sure she's casting a shadow on you.''
Data: ``Aye, sir.''

Ro: ``I thought ... ow ... the doors ... ouch ... wouldn't slam ... ow ... shut. Ow.''

Silly Doctor Crusher! You can't steal Worf's beard using electricity!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ro: "Hold on, Counselor. I'll force my way in through these doors, and then I'll come and find you in the dark."
Troi: "You would not believe how many times I've had this exact same dream!"

 

[Triskelion]

 

[Nerys Myk]

PERDUE OF L'BORG: You think with a financial statement like this you can be assimilated?

 

[Hutchy01]

Emperor Crusher: You're father cannot be turned from the dark side , young Worf

 

[doubleohfive]

JJ Abrams presents

STAR TREK INTO THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS​

 

[Hutchy01]

Locutus: We are bored ... Resistance is annoying as hell

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks for the spoooooooooooky win Leadhead!

Locutus: So I thought, if I have to loose my basic humanity and become a tool for the death and destruction of all I hold dear, I should at least have a cool name.

Worf: That Borg kind of looks like the Captain doesn't he?

Shelby: Worf... he is the Captain.

Worf: I don't understand.

Shelby: Locutus of Borg is Captain Jon Luc Picard.

Worf: Hey?

Shelby: They assimilated him into their collective.

Worf: Wait... are you suggesting some sort of link between this Locutus and Captain Picard?

Data: Commander, we must leave this planet. The bright lighting is showing up the flaws in the set.

Admiral Cain: I'm taking charge!

O'Brien: Thank God, I'll take a crazy fascist over Troi.

Troi: Hey!

Worf: Don't say it!

Crusher: There can be only one!

Worf: I told you not to say it!

 

[Hutchy01]

Through the doors: Here's Riker!

 

[Triskelion]

Locutus: I AM LOCUTUS, QUEEN OF THE BORG.
Borg: OH NO HE DI'IN'T.

Shelby: Looks like my nightstand when the Fleet's in town. HEYohhhh!

Data: She's doing it again, Commander.
Troi: I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals. Would you care to join me in some <WINK> empirical research?
Riker: You know what to do, Lieutenant.
Data: Why does it always have to be me, sir?
Riker: You are the away mission research specialist.
Data: Sigh. Yes commander. Although I am beginning to doubt the vallidity of appointing a research specialist without some clear scientific context.
Riker: I'll...look into it.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!