TNG Caption This! #384: Halloween Part II!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone lets start a new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Important Mission" Award, going to:

Data: We are not chasing wild gooses, Geordi. We are chasing one blonde child and one very large rabbit.

Next, we have the "Fugitive Located" Award, going to:

The cast finally caught up with Stewart Baird.

Next, we have the "Classic Comedy" Award, going to:

Adara: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

Picard: Ooh, that's bad.

Adara: But it comes with a free frogurt!

Picard:That's good.

Adara: The frogurt is also cursed.

Picard: That's bad.

Adara: But you get your choice of toppings.

Picard: That's good!

Adara: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Adara:...That's bad.

Picard: Can I go now?

Next, we have the "So THAT's where those ended up" Award, going to:

"...and this is where the Borg keep the continuity errors."

Next, we have the "Never Question The Picard" Award, going to:

ENSIGN: So we're just going to ignore that the Captain committed murder when he vaporized his other self when he could have equally stopped him with a phaser on stun?
DATA: We have learned not to ask those kinds of questions.

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

DATA: Where is that music coming from?

No Captain's Log Award this time around, so we'll have two Klingon Belly Laugh Awards!

Picard: "Does it do anything?"

Jared: "Of course not, it's an Elder Scroll. You probably don't even need it for the main quest."

And...

Picard: And the Winner of Survivor: Con-artists vs Innocent Worlds goes to.....

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!

This week, we conclude our Spooky Series! This last contest was a lot o fun to judge and I'm looking forward to more with Part II!

Now, like a good Thriller or Horror movie, we've got a Twist!

I so enjoyed the Photoshops of the Wormhole Photo that had somebody at the end of the wormhole that I'm bringing that Photo into this contest to answer one question:

Who's at the End of the Wormhole?

Photoshoppers, bring your creativity to this question! I'm also allowing you to re-post your photoshops from the previous contest into the new one.

Okay, lets begin!

And..... Who's at the End of the Wormhole? (This one's for you, Photoshoppers!)

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Locutus: The knowledge and experience of a human, Picard, is part of us now. It has prepared us for all possible courses of action, except for you to do what you always do and out-think your enemies. We Surrender.

Worf: Did you hear that?! There's more heading this way! Commander? Commander!

Shelby: That is a great idea, USB charger right on your shirt, I wish I had that, I'd save so much time every day...

Data: Commander, the rocks here seem to be constructed from Styrofoam.

Picard: WAIT! DON'T LET HER DRIVE!!!

Worf: (thinking) Enjoy being possessed.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DIETER OF BORG: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: They say at night the displays in this museum come to life!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

LOCUTUS: You will escort us to Party City. We have run out of white costume makeup.

WORF: I warn you Commander Shelby. Nobody gets to take Riker's job but me. If you don't get out of here I will make sure nobody ever hears from you again.

DEANNA: I'm sensing...some very odd logic. Energy beings who can possess an android but can't possess a guy with a broken arm. Such pain...such strained plot contrivances!

DEANNA: No, no, I'm not in the mood for this one today. Computer, open Klingon Sex Fantasy Program Troi Alpha 3.

Crusher: It's okay, I'm a biotic!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Captain's Log: The Red Matter experiment has produced some unexpected results.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "We're trapped here, Commander. But according to Starfleet survey records, the only dangerous life form on this planet is a gigantic, predatory bird. And they are extremely rare."
Riker: "Then we're in luck!"
Troi: "Oh, crap!"

Dorn: "Stop complaining! It's in my contract! Someone has to wear a more ridiculous headpiece than mine!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD(over com): Doctor, have you separated the non corporeal being from Mr. Worf?

CRUSHER: Separate? I'm trying to force the damn thing back in! Worf was almost tolerable with the thing inside!

 

[Triskelion]

Locutus: YOUR GREY POUPON WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

Shelby: My eyes are up here, buddy.
Worf: Oh here we go.

Data: The tricorder isn't registering anything, but Her Majesty says she senses peasants.
Troi: Don't you smell that?

Troi: I sense that someone is trying to open that door.

Crusher: I'd better do something about this electric shock, but first: Computer, ugly refractor to maximum!

Data: Oh, so that's what these things are for.

Data: I knew we should have taken that left turn at New Albuquerque VII.

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "God, I hate theme restaurants!"

 

[Finn]

Riker: Captain! Deanna's at the helm! Attempting to force open the turbo lift doors

Captain: Hurry! We can't afford to crash when the colonists need the medication badly. Beverly has been bugging me for days.

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win, Leadhead!

Locutus: I am Stevejobs of Apple. Your tricorders are woefully out of date. You will assimilate to the newest iOs. Resistance is futile.

Shelby: ...so we'll have to conserve our shots...Lt. Worf are you even listening to me?

Worf: I am attempting to develop the perfect one-liner, in the tradition of Earth warriors such as John McClane. I was considering, "Resist this!"

Shelby: Keep it up, Lt. I'm sure you'll figure it out! It'll probably just come to you in the heat of the moment.

Like "Tuvix," "Power Play" gives us a great moral debate, "Did Picard have the right to drive the entity out of O'Brien, given that while possessed, he had more personality than ever before?"

Troi: They're here!

Nurse: Is that Google Glass you're wearing?

Crusher: I'm being electrocuted here!

Nurse: Serves you right for wearing that!

http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: What the...???

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Is it working?

SPOCK: Yes, I have successfully created an Einstein-Rosen Bridge between the TNG Caption Contest and ours.

KIRK: Good, it's the only way Leadhead will notice us!

 

[Triskelion]

Mmmmmmmedical alert, Admiral!

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Oh sh -

 

[Leviathan]

Check out this deleted scene from the Google Glass commercial!

 

[doubleohfive]

The Doctor regenerating on the Americanized Doctor Who left a lot to be desired.

 

[T'Girl]

Locutus:
"Commander Shellby, you will exist to service us ... if you know what I mean."