Movies Caption Contest #247: Up and Running

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! You've been very patient, and now a new contest starts!

First up to the plate, we have the "Caught way after the act" Award, going to:

KIRK: How did she get on board?
CAROL: And how about those 20 years of missed child support payments, Mister "I feel young"?

Next, we have the "Tough Room" Award, going to:

DATA:...and I'm not saying Riker's had a lot of women, but there is a planetoid called "Memory-Riker" dedicated to his ex-girlfriends.

There's Worf, the bride almost married him, you know. Lucky break, considering what happened to his wife..


Is this thing on?

Next, we have the "Important consultation" Award, going to:

McCoy: "Jim, it's a scam communication; you didn't win the Klingon Lotto."

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Would the owner of a white Prius-class shuttlecraft with the bumper sticker "My son is an honorable space cadet at Qonos Academy" please go to your craft. Your intermix ratio is emitting Tetryon particles. Thank you.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: I've got your prescription. Get the glasses.

Kirk: Do you even have a medical license?

Chekov: What's 'Emergency Landing Plan B?'

Scotty: I don't have a clue.

Chekov: Well, screw this. Helm, go to Warp 2.

Computer: Alert! Bird currently being flipped!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

McCoy: Jim, it took some doing, but I managed to get that Orion Prostate Tickler you were asking about.

Scotty: Hang on a sec. I'm Captain Scott and you're Commander Chekov, I was left in charge if the Enterprise multiple times when you were just a snivelling ensign, I'm the one whose gotten this ship anywhere near operational, but despite all that, Kirk puts you in command for this mission?
Chekov: Vell, vould you fit in this chair?
Scott: ...Bugger.

Picard: Now this is Pod-Racing!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Scotty: Laddie, this isnae what I meant when I said we should visit the red light district.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "There, finally got my shelf collection looking exactly as I want it. Hell, if anyone else gets me something I'll-"
McCoy: "Something for your shelf, Jim?"
Kirk: "Fuck."

Scotty: "Why are those crewmembers rolling around in the sand while we're being stalked by a Klingon cruiser??"

Chekov: "They're in pain, something about a fan dance by Uhura-"

Scotty: "Buts there's nothing wrong with the bloody thing."

Worf: "I think he's still there sir. Perhaps we shouldn't have cut him off?"

 

[Candlelight]

*Almost* the same image from a couple of years ago...

 

[Armored Saint]

Scotty: Hang on a sec. I'm Captain Scott and you're Commander Chekov, I was left in charge if the Enterprise multiple times when you were just a snivelling ensign, I'm the one whose gotten this ship anywhere near operational, but despite all that, Kirk puts you in command for this mission?

CHEKOV: Vell, perhaps because you alvays say hov much viou hate thee director.

 

[Finn]

Data: Deanna just crashed. It's just us now

 

[Triskelion]

TFTBLH!

Bones: I wasn't sure if this was a party or a "partay", so I brought a sleeve of prophylactics.
Kirk: And you're three hours early!

Chekov: Mister Scott - vhy are you opening a donut shop vith Mister Spock?
Scotty: Well, you know our slogan - Infinite Donuts in Infinite Combinations.

Picard: You know what would really make this spaceship dogfight exciting? Show tunes!

Data: Klingon opera can suck it!

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Picard to Enteprise, beam down THE WOMEN on the planet, I think I found why this place is so special.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

After returning from setting things straight in 2063, Captain Picard ran into an old nemesis.

"Nobody call me 'chicken', Needles. Nobody!"

 

[shivkala]

Kirk: ...and get the Hell out of my apartment!

McCoy: Yeah, well... I'm gonna go rent my own apartment, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the apartment!

Scott: But, the thing that doesn't make sense, Laddie, is that you weren't even on the Enterprise when we encountered the Botany Bay!

Chekov: Now is not the time to argue continunity, Mister Scott!

Picard: He can fly a ship. He can anticipate tactical strategies. Clearly his brain is functioning. We've seen how he responds to threats. I wonder how he would respond...Mister Worf, do you know Jacobs and Casey?

Worf: No sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crewmembers since I have been back.

Picard: They're composers, Worf, ...from the nineteenth century. Data was staging an updated version of Grease just before he left. *singing* "Well, this shuttlecraft could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic...Why, it could be greased lightning."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "A gift? For me? Let me guess. More nautical nick-nacks?"
McCoy: "Geez, who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"

Chekov: "Computer, re-play Who Framed Roger Rabbit? video clip, time index 012447. Slow playback by another fifty percent. Now, watch closely this time!"
Scott: "I jus' don't see the fascination, Chekov. Even if they did draw her without panties, she's still just a cartoon!"

 

[Maurice]

BONES: Am I early?
KIRK: Is it Saturday yet?
BONES: I'm early.

CHEKOV: Vhat is Emergency Landing Plan B?"
SCOTTY: B for Brown-Trousers time.

PICARD: And all this time I thought flying a Captain's Yacht sounded exciting. Phhft. Next time I want a dune buggy... and cool sunglasses!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I'm scheduled to leave this sector in the morning, but I must find out who that girl is!!!

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: I've seen the thread in Fan Art, Bones. If that's the Dick Rock in there, you can just leave right now!

 

[Triskelion]

There's something out on the wing! Some...THING!

 

[2takesfrakes]

Thanks for the win! >: )



"Hey, ladies! Need a ride somewhere?"

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

"Hey, ladies! Need a ride somewhere?"

Worf: Captain, you do know what planet this is?
Picard: Vega six.
Worf: Which is a colony of Filipino Lady Boys...
Picard: And?

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: A Swedish penis enlarger? That's so not my bag baby!

Shatner: Now Scotty and Checkov, in this scene I want you to really concentrate hard about your acting choices. Just think "What would William Shatner do?" and you shall not go far wrong!".

Picard: So Worf, sorry we couldn't make it to your wife's funeral.

But then, we weren't invited to the wedding were we?