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TNG Caption This! #373: Command Presence

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BEVERLY: Jean-Luc, I perhaps still not find any cure against you oversized McCoy Ass-Rubing clone's problem, but I know a good one for my Ass-Grubing Baldy's one.

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BEVERLY: Not now Madeline!
 
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Beverly: The .D.N.A. comparative analysis confirms it, Wesley is your son.
Picard: Nooooooooooooooooooo.
Bad I know but someone had to post it.
 
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PICARD: And no one else can see this?

CRUSHER: Did you think I would accidentally send it to all screens on the ship or something?

PICARD: No, of course not!
 
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"As an actor, I have to endow many things: Special Effects that aren't there ... assorted types of puppets ... but props like this? Dollar $tore™ knick knacks? No! You ask too much of me."
 
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Picard: I appreciate your help in choosing a replacement doctor during your absence, Beverly. How about that one?
Crusher: Amanda Tapping? Over my dead body.
Picard: Her, then.
Crusher: Claudia Black? Equally unlikely.
Picard: That one?
Crusher: Jewel Staite? That'll be the day!
Picard: Well we have to pick someone, or Starfleet will assign us some Nurse Ratchet type with the personality of Doctor McCoy....
Crusher: Trust me, I'll get you someone really, really hot.
Picard: ...probably some expert in Klingon STDs <shudders>.


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If I can look at Circumcision-Face all day without laughing, I'm ready for first contact with those fugly fishheads.
 
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Ardra: "A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client," isn't that so, Your Honour?

Data: "All things considered, I would have to agree."
 
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PICARD: Beverly, isn't your Grignak thing a bit botched?
CRUSHER: Listen to your doctor. Grignak = ratings

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PICARD: How can my First Officer can be deaf with ears like that?
 
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ARDRA: Please tell the court, why does the accused teach you Shakespeare?
DATA: Captain Picard says embracing Shakespeare is the better way to learn about the Human condition.
ARDRA:Is it true the accused considers the Human condition had heavily evolved between the 20th century and the 24th century of the common Earth calendar.
DATA: It is.
ARDRA: When did Shakespear live and write, according to the common Earth calendar?
PICARD: Merde!
 
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PICARD: I ensure you doctor Crusher is highly skilled, look at my First off. Until yesterday, I was able to insert my finger into his chin.
 
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