When did you last have sex?

Well, when you don't see the person you're sleeping with that often (and you're both busy), you kind of have to make time.

Apparently, I am scheduled to get molested tomorrow evening.

 

Woa, hold on a second, what?

 

^As in, my bodily fluids or hers. Don't worry, the dog is neutered.

 

ooow I love to do that, it sexy and hot as hell.

 

Well sometimes you have to just lye there and take one for the team I guess

 

Yes, nothing like waking up with dried up with dried spooge crusted on your leg hair in a bed that smells like vinegar and tuna.

 

Just close your eyes and think of England.

 

My hubby normally cleans it up if I fall asleep.

I've rarely woken up and it still be messy.

 

Now she's going to wonder what's wrong with me when I shout, "God save the Queen!"

 

"Who's the Queen?" "I'm the Queen!" "No you're not!" "Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!"

 

I, for one, welcome our new sexually deviant British overlords.

 

You got a good hubby. My wife just hoses herself off and then goes and talk the dogs off the ledge. They get freaked out anytime we get it on.

Actually, one of them gave me a cold nose against my bottom midway through one time. Does this count as beastialty?

 

Only if tongue was involved.

 

lolz I like guys.......

 

Me too!

 

Guys are okay, I'm just not interested in sex with them.

 

More for us then.

 

You're welcome.

 

Last Night

 

I like how this thread has morphed into the "sex update" thread.