What are you wearing at this very moment?

My birthday suit.

Reminds me of the cover of an old "Family Circus" book. Mom has some other ladies over, and is in the kitchen with her back to the group. And, the oldest kid (Billy) has entered the room wearing a snazzy looking suit (presumably a birthday present) and saying quite loudly: "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!"

The look on Mommy's face can be easily imagined.
 
As it is Halloween, I am dressed up in drag (and yes, I still call it that) as a witch, complete with wig-hat combo and striped stockings.
 
At a wedding reception right now. Sure, I’ll have some crab! Trying to open it resulted in a lot of spraying and you can see where it hit because it turned my shirt into a different color every location. Didn’t leave any marks on my pants though.
 
Grey tartan pajama pants and a grey Champion® hoodie.
Plus, sporting a rather magazine-cover-worthy stubble.

For Paunchy Senior Magazine.
Yep!
 
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