No need to apologize. It was more "omg it's funny because it's true" than "omg you are worse than Hitler".
Well, after a sweet and flirty start, it became hot and steamy. Pretty much par for the course, if you ask me...
Awwww...I haven't gotten a Valentine since I was about 16. So, I checked the BBS a few days late, so it's a belated thank you I offer to the organizers of this thread, and to the two lovely gentlemen who sent me Valentines, for making my day!
I thought about sending you one, but you're around so infrequently these days I thought it might be July before you get it. In any case, happy Valentines TSQ.