TNG Caption This! #366: Finally's Part 5

Picard: We're not letting you out until you admit 'Sub Rosa' sucked.

 

Inspired by Armored Saint



RIKER: Weird how many planets look like Southern California.

 

WORF: How did you manage to don't have Data noticing we've took only one moto with us.
RIKER: Well, I've to convince my cousin Sarah to have a date with Geordi in the holodeck, but it's worth it.
WORF: That android just can't keep a secret. Thank you Geordi and thank you Nausicaan vaseline!

 

WORF: Commander, your NX-01 simulation's totally inacurrate.
RIKER: Shut up Klaang the mailamn or I shot you myself.

 

Riker: Watch out for snakes.
Worf: Vigilance is the price we have to continually pay.




Troi: I'm sensing discomfort.

 

Data: You have lost this hand, Sir Isaac. Remove your blouse.
Hawking: END PROGRAM! END PROGRAM! END PROGRAM!

 

TFTW Leadhead!






Data: Sir Isaac, may I complement you on how immaculate your nails are?

Newton: Thank you, I was always known as a Well Manicured Man.





Crusher: Now you see, what I'd do in this situation is just lie and say I see five lights. It'd save me a whole lot of torture.





Geordi: I know you've now decided you're ready for Command Sir, but no matter how long you stare at the comms panel waiting for Star Fleet to offer you your own ship, I just don't think it's going to happen.




Worf: Is that... Power Rangers headquarters?

Riker: Phasers on kill Mr. Worf.




Geordi: Hmm... Yes, it's definitely a wall.

 

GEORDI: Commander, Leadhead took another picture of us watching a computer screen for his Caption Contest.
RIKER: I suppose there's already a caption about finding awkward slash fics.

 

LAFORGE: Are you sure you didn't delete it?

RIKER: Why would I delete it? I haven't watched yet.

LAFORGE: You should have watched Game of Thrones as it came out instead of waiting to binge it.

RIKER: I was waiting for the last book!!!!!

 

Geordi: C'mon, people! Am I the only one seeing this red alert?


Riker: :sniffs: Something smells yellow.
Worf: My shirt?

 

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