TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    ^:rommie: Awesome!


    Data: Inquiry, sir -
    Picard: No, Data, it is not typical human behavior to pass out in a puddle of your own sick wearing nothing but combat boots. It is, however, typical for Betazoids.
    Crusher: That reminds me, Data, have the Betazed Shipping Guild stop by sick bay for inoculations.


    Nailed it.
    Hit that twice.
    Threw chairs.
    Looong weekend on the holodeck.
    She resisted with honor but ultimately succumbed to her own insatiable sexuality.
    Working the end-game.
    That's everyone, Worf!
    You forgot Pulaski.
    Really? Pulaski?
    It was...<stares off> terrifying. A glorious battle.


    Stop riding sidesaddle, LaForge! That is not bristol-fashion!
  2. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

    Mar 30, 2006
    Austin, TX

    Wil Wheaton must be beaming these days. All of those kids telling him Riker's their favorite character on TNG
  3. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    May 31, 2009

    Data: "Yay! I got--I believe the expression is--snake eyes."

    Riker: "Yes, but it doesn't count if you use foam rubber dice."
  4. captain crow

    captain crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Mar 7, 2009
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral


    Wesley: Sometimes, when I'm sleeping, I'm afraid the Enterprise is a dream, and I'll wake up in a Cardassian reform camp where I'm tortured by a Gul with an Oedipal complex and hook-hands. Are you listening to me?

    Worf: What? Oh yes. You like some girl with hook hands.
  6. ThankQ

    ThankQ Admiral Admiral

    Mar 27, 2003

    "YOU don't tell ME whenI'vehad...enough, Mr...Mr...Mr. Colander Face. HA! That's right, Mr. Colander Face! I'veperfectly fiiiiine. Warfff said I could have as muchasIwant! Now, I'm gonna gofind that exotic lill coffeespilling engineer chick and see if sheze gotsum whipped cream to go with that. Coffee. Hmmm."
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
  8. The Squire of Gothos

    The Squire of Gothos Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jun 24, 2001
    Northern Ireland

    Wes; This new holographic viewscreen is great, you can make out the food in his beard.
    Riker; Wes, run.