The right answers

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by The Mirrorball Man, Nov 26, 2013.

  1. The Mirrorball Man

    The Mirrorball Man Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hey, am I the only one who hates...
    NO, YOU'RE NOT.

    Have you ever noticed that...
    YES, SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

    OMG someone should of told them that their being rediculous and that...
    I STOPPED READING

    It's probably a stupid question...
    YES

    Have people noticed that [popular TV show] sucks now that [something changed]?
    STOP WATCHING IT.

    Anything else?
     
  2. bbjeg

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    How should I star watching [popular TV show]?
    FROM THE BEGINNING.
     
  3. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    This thread wins. :lol:
     
  4. bbjeg

    bbjeg Admiral Admiral

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    Who was the best Captain?
    PICARD, DUH.
     
  5. trekkiedane

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    More of a statement:

    "There is no such thing as a stupid question."
    YES.THERE.IS.
     
  6. auntiehill

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    "I don't want to be rude, BUT--."
    THEN DON'T BE. KEEP YOUR BIG YAP SHUT.

    One I get all the time:
    "Why are you so pale?"
    JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Do you work here?"
    YES, DAMMIT, I FUCKING WORK HERE! I'M WEARING A WORK HAT, WORK SHIRT, WORK APRON, WORK SHOES, FUCKING EVERYTHING HAS MY STORE'S FUCKING NAME ON IT!!!! :scream: :mad: :brickwall:

    (Oh, the coffee's in aisle 6. :) )
     
  8. JarodRussell

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    If you get that from people who don't know you, they are highly probably actually interested. ;)

    Maybe they should say "I don't want to be rude, but why are you so pale?" :p
     
  9. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    ^Do you walk up to people and ask, "Why are you so dark?"
     
  10. Admiral2

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    Also a good response to:

    "I want to like [the show], but I hate it more with each progressive episode, but I'll keep watching regularly hoping God will change it for me."
     
  11. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    Or as I am fond of telling to my students "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people".
     
  12. B.J.

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    If someone asks if you're a god, you say "YES"!
     
  13. JarodRussell

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    Maybe we mean different things. You could be pale because you're ill, because you're tired, because you're going to throw up any second, etc...

    Black people can be pale as well.


    I don't mean being pale as in "opposite of being tanned". But in that case, yes, I do sometimes ask people if they've been on vacation.
     
  14. Pondwater

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    :lol:

    I get the same thing. I'm ringing somebody up and the only one on register and another person walks up and asks "Are you open?" They can clearly see me ringing the person that was already there up. It is not a very big store either.

    I wish I could tell them "nope, I am just standing here".
     
  15. Admiral2

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    No, this one I get. Many is the time I've gone into a supermarket, got the checkout lane, seen the cashier ringing somebody up, and if I get on line the cashier says "i'm closed after him/her" cause they were told to go on break or something.

    Sometimes I'm the one the aisle gets closed after. Either way, just assuming the register's open can lead to annoyances.
     
  16. The Mirrorball Man

    The Mirrorball Man Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Let's agree to disagree.
    I DISAGREE

    Whatever happens, I won't change your mind and you won't change mine.
    OK LET'S CLOSE THIS INTERNET THING RIGHT NOW

    Pot kettle black.
    POT? KETTLE??? WHAT IS THIS? THE 19TH CENTURY?
     
  17. JarodRussell

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    Sometimes the opposite happens actually. Someone stands there, but as soon as you walk up to him he says "Sorry, we're closed." Duh.
     
  18. bbjeg

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    I used to say "No, I'm just a big fan of the store."
     
  19. trekkiedane

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    Yeah, today it's

    Pod pad white.

    :p
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    In our store, anyway, the check lanes that are open are lit up. If it's not lit up, it's closed, or about to be.