The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

window breaks. It is the East

 

and--"
"Pardon me," interrupted Ilia, "but

 

there's an unidentifiable object ahead. Captain

 

Object reads over 82 AUs in diameter

 

and is a pretty shade of

 

scarlet."

"Red alert! Shields up! Arm

 

bangles off and party hats on!"

 

"Mister Spock, are you alright?" asked

 

Saavik, who regretted their wild night

 

with Valeris, Uhura, the Romulan Commander,

 

and several of Kirk's bastard offspring

 

"Call our love child Mr. Blobby."

 

declared Valeris, who suddenly appeared with

 

a Vulcan child.

"It can't be

 

true," opined Chekov, "Because I'm the

 

person who authorises all procreation and

 

I didn't approve this at all

 

, in fact I recommended myself for

 

baby production with Valeris, our compatibility

 

--"
Valeris contemptuously interrupted, "In your dreams,