Star Trek XII : Heresy

Now there is an idea I would love to see in a sequel! If we could steal Taylor Laughtner away from that "franchise who must not be named"...

 

No one in a Red Shirt dies.

 

That really would be heresy!

 

They should do a movie that makes sense.

 

That would anger the fans. No one would have anything to complain or bitch about. That's a scary thought.

 

So, based on what my thread is actually about, this is the one thing you think will have Star Trek fans screaming Heresy ?

I love it

 

Heresy? Blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

 

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!

 

Our weapon is surprise. Surprise and blue warp nacelles. Blue warp nacelles and surprise. Our TWO weapons are surprise, blue warp nacelles and an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Robau. Our THREE weapons are surprise, blue warp nacelles, an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Robau, and lots of SHOUTING. Ah...amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as surprise, blue warp nacelles, an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Robau, lots of SHOUTING...I'll come in again.

 

Full frontal nudity.

 

Fo'sho.

 

Both Guys and Dolls.

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My heretical idea would be to make Kirk a wimp... Spock an idiot... McCoy an orderly/nurse... Scotty drunk All the time... Sulu a pansy... and Uhura ugly.

Then make the Enterprise look like the fan version of the USS Horizon (ball shaped primary hull and all).

That would probably tick off a few...

 

Only if it was valid.

 

Zoe Saldana naked is very, very valid.

 

Now, now... we just want them outraged.
There's no need to actually kill them.

 

If the money was valid.
And if it were a small part.
What do you think, Barbara?

 

Oh no, no, no. Unless it was artistically valid, of course.

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Look, the only way to really create heresy is to go after the canon where it lives. A new hairdo for Spock is, well, just a new hairdo.
-- Call the Enterprise the Laredo, and infer that's always been its name.
-- Give McCoy a back-bay Boston accent.
-- Give Spock a weakness for Memphis-style BBQ ribs.
-- Scotty is a vegetarian and into herbal teas. He thinks haggis is "puke" and won't touch alcohol.

 

I just watched that sketch not long ago.

 

I'll go with that one. Tradition be damned, that haircut is annoying!

Conversely, I'd like Zoe Saldana's hairdo to be more similar to the original TOS Uhura.

And of course: lose the Star Wars troll creature.