Seven Words in TNG

a phaser and a can of mace.

 

Barclay stood back, revealing his holo-program

 

based on "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

 

Before all this happened there was a

 

ship wide announcement made by the captain.

 

According to Starfleet intelligence, there's an imposter

 

on the holodeck - possibly armed with a

 

phaser and a can of mace. Barclay

 

ran into the holographic Well of Souls

 

, screaming, but Troi maced him.

 

"Mace, why did it have to be

 

mace?" Barclay screamed, writhing on the floor.

 

Troi stepped over Barclay and headed for

 

the armory, and grabbed a phaser rifle.

 

Barclay hid himself in the holographic ark.

 

But Troi could sense where he had

 

hid, so she fired, blasting the ark.

 

This unleashed the fake power of god

 

"Computer, End Program" she said before the

 

holo-deck exploded everywhere fortunately it did anyway.