Russian cruise ship with cannibal rats moving toward British coast

[CorporalCaptain]

A ghost ship, unlike a ghost town, is, by definition, haunted.

What aren't they telling us???

 

[Gov Kodos]

A ghost ship, unlike a ghost town, is, by definition, haunted.

What aren't they telling us???

That would be the zombie Knight Templars on board who feed on the blood of the living to preserve their demonic immortality.

 

[Relayer1]

This will likely be the plot for one of Syfy's cheesy B movies.

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Ring ring, ring ring, 'Hello, this is The Asylum, we'd like to offer you a job...'

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Britain is doomed. If only they had some sort of organization made of of boats and people who ride in boats and the people who ride in boats have guns and things and the people who ride in boats with guns and things have training and a history of riding their boats out to other boats and... eh, it'd never work.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Britain is doomed. If only they had some sort of organization made of of boats and people who ride in boats and the people who ride in boats have guns and things and the people who ride in boats with guns and things have training and a history of riding their boats out to other boats and... eh, it'd never work.

But it's a ghost ship, so they'll have to try to fire Stonehenge.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Britain is doomed. If only they had some sort of organization made of of boats and people who ride in boats and the people who ride in boats have guns and things and the people who ride in boats with guns and things have training and a history of riding their boats out to other boats and... eh, it'd never work.

But it's a ghost ship, so they'll have to try to fire Stonehenge.

If only they could get Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

With Cannibal Rat Ghost Ship, I think I'd go for help straight to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

 

[Gov Kodos]

With Cannibal Rat Ghost Ship, I think I'd go for help straight to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

I don't know if you want to be trusting him, I think he was a Goa'uld.

 

[Relayer1]

How long 'til there's just one eff'ing enormous rat left on board ?

Bound to happen eventually, or it could already have happened...and it'll be damned hungry !

 

[ManOnTheWave]

How long 'til there's just one eff'ing enormous rat left on board ?

 

[Mary Ann]

STARRING


ALAN RICKMAN AS IGUANA TONANTE

Okay, now I'm interested in this story!

Seconded!

 

[Captrek]

I was picturing it as an animated adventure with an elite team of military cats sent to retake the ship.

 

[E-DUB]

I've had it with these mother-#$%^ing rats on this mother-#$%^ing cruise ship.

 

[Kronos]

They should sink it, then the Rat will meet the under sea aliens and we'll be set up for some sequels.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Wild, cannibalistic rats? Now that's what I call a theme cruise!

 

[Gryffindorian]

Oh no! Better send in the Royal Air Force and blow up the damned ship!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

blow up the damned ship!

I will not sacrifice the Orlova. We've made too many compromises already; given too many rat treats. They invade our garbage bins and we fall back. They decimate entire populations with plague and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done!

 

[Gryffindorian]

Why didn't I see that coming?!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rats, exciting and new
Come aboard, they're expecting you
Rats, life's creepiest reward
Let them chew, they chew parts of you

The RATBOAT
Soon will be making another run
The RATBOAT
Promises terror for everyone

Set a course for the ghost ship
Your mind on a cannibal rat
Their teeth won't hurt anymore
It's an open maw on an unfriendly shore

Yes RATS! It's RATS!
The RATBOAT soon will be making another run
The RATBOAT promises something for everyone...

 

[Gryffindorian]

*Applauds* Encore! Encore!