Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Chekov; "doesnt anyone like Russian techno polka?"
Just then, Admiral Pike entered, carrying a
wiffle bat. He whacked Chekov in his
knees, then head, until Kirk pulled him
away to prevent any significant
damage to the bat.
"I can't risk
a wiffle bat being damaged on Pavel's
incredibly thick skull.
"His knees!" McCoy yelled,
"whack the boy in his knees, dammit!!"
"Dammit Bones, youre a doctor not a
wiffle sports expert! Stay outta this, okay?!"
Next, Spock applied the Vulcan nut punch
on Pavel and sent the ensign crashing
through the bridge's snazzy new transparent tables.
Pavel's balls retracted into his abdominal cavity
; he hoped he could find a plunger.
Then Spock pulled down his trousers and
melded with him. "My mind to your
buttocks...your sphincter...to my thoughts." Chekov's
bum started to become bigger, and spock
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