Movie Caption Contest #120: Blu-Ray Blues - The Final Frontier

KLAA: This ship is just plain FABU-LICIOUS.

There. I said it. I don't care WHAT code of honorable conduct I just violated!!

 

Addressing the obvious from between TVH and TFF....



Admiral: "I don't get it Jim, Enterprise A just got a complete refit. She was running just fine when you left Spacedock."


And the 'real' answer....



Admiral: "I don't get it Jim, Enterprise A just got a complete refit. She was running just fine when you left Spacedock."

Kirk: "All I can say is someone turned Scotty on to 'Pimp My Starship'. It gives him...'ideas'."

 

"God": Are you a god?

Sybok: No. Are you?

"God": No.

Kirk: I am!

 

KIRK: Dad was right, Robau is a fricking bad ass!

 

Good one!

 

Spock: "Fascinating."

Sybok: "Unbelievable."

McCoy: "Is it really true?"

Kirk: "Told ya....Robau."


EDIT: Damn it Neyrs Myk beat me to the punch.

 

Dr. McCoy is giggling uncontrollably...
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit... hey, wait a minute, you get the feelin' we're being watched?
Bugs: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do!
Daffy: Let's get him!
Bugs: Now it's slightly intoxicated southern doctor from the future season!

McCoy: Uh oh...

 

“Hey, Lefty is bigger than Righty!"



Klaa: “We’re rehearsing the Floor Show, Dammit! Why does Klingon high Command always call during the Floor Show?!? WHY?!?”



Kirk: “I need my pa... Dammit, Nimoy, you know that thing creeps me out! Take it off!”

 

Admiral: "I don't get it Jim, Enterprise A just got a complete refit. She was running just fine when you left Spacedock."

Kirk: "We let someone called Ensign Troi drive, from that Betazed planet that just joined the Federation. Needless to say, you're looking at the good part"



Admiral: "I don't get it Jim, Enterprise A just got a complete refit. She was running just fine when you left Spacedock."

Kirk: "Admiral, you sold me a lemon"

Admiral: "Well this happens to be the only lemon in the quadrant so get a move on"

 

Captain Klaa was widely recognized as the most accomplished Diana Ross impersonator in whole of the Klingon Empire.

 

Observer (OS): "Man, those balls are huge!"

Uhura: *quickly lowers fan to cover pelvis*

 

To boldly go where fifteen hundred men have gone before.




Kirk: "Goddamned tracking. Where's the remote?"
Crewman: "You had it last. Check your seat cushions."
Kirk does so, grumbling: "Friggin' VHS. Who the fuck gives VHS tapes as gifts any more? Cheap-assed Vulcan prick ..."

 

Kirk knew that if Admiral Bob stayed still too long it would burn into his new plasma.

 

Kirk and Admiral Bob both agreed it was a bad idea to outsource starship production to GM.

 

McCoy: "Best Viewmaster porn ever!"




Kirk: Now thats what I call a Blue Angel!"

McCoy: "In my medical opinion Jim he's not going to be constipated for at least a year or two"

 

McCoy: "Scooby Doo, you crazy mother-fucker! Wah-HA!"
<Pushes Viewmaster button.>

 

God: "Which one of you said you four were bigger than my son?"

 

MCCOY: Hey look, I'm an X-Man!!!!

 

Candlelight wants to have a beer with Shatmandu if only to hear him say SWEETMOTHEROFSHIT! in person.

 

"Keep it steady... keep it steady... OH FUCK I JUST FRIED A SQUIRREL"