DS9 Caption Contest #67: The End of an Era

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by The Illusive Man, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Kick the Can

    Kick the Can Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 8, 2008
    Triskelion the Tricky Hellion ☠

    Ezri: Is it right hand to the right? No, left hand faces forward and sweeps - arrgh!

    Sisko: The Pimp Hand isn't about movement, it's about turning a bitch out.


    Martok: I take it back. Pimp hand beats head butt.


    Kira: What's wrong with Julian?
    Worf: Do you know that urban myth when someone goes to bed with a stranger and wakes up in a bathtub of ice with their kidney gone?
    Kira: Yes. Did that happen to Julian?
    Worf: What? No. I slapped him stupid. I just like urban myths.


    Garak: Your prostate checks out.
    Worf: Turn your head and cough.
    Julian: Started without me again, I see.


    O'Brien: Did that bat just fly out of your crotch?
    Dax: Not funny, Odo!
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Jul 1, 2011
    The great gig in the sky