A poem about me!

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Data's Cat, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Data's Cat

    Data's Cat Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
    an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
    Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
    contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

    I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
    a singular development of cat communications
    that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
    for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

    A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
    you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
    And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
    it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

    O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
    connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
    And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
    I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

    (and the funny thing is- Brent Spiner hates cats!).
     
  2. Bumbles861

    Bumbles861 Admiral Premium Member

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    I read this to myself and could not help inflect Data's voice into my reading. Excellent work - it suits him to a tee!
     
  3. dub

    dub Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA[/yt]

    EDIT...this might have gone better in the "gansta rap" thread. :lol:
     
  4. Data's Cat

    Data's Cat Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Crazy video... who knew Data could rap!
     
  5. Mario de Monti

    Mario de Monti Captain Captain

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    Yep, me too :)
     
  6. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Makes you wonder just who on the TNG staff came up with that one.