A poem about me!

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Data's Cat, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Data's Cat

    Data's Cat Lieutenant Red Shirt

    Jul 17, 2013
    Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
    an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
    Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
    contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

    I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
    a singular development of cat communications
    that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
    for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

    A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
    you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
    And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
    it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

    O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
    connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
    And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
    I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

    (and the funny thing is- Brent Spiner hates cats!).
  2. Boo! Did I Scare Ya?

    Boo! Did I Scare Ya? Admiral Premium Member

    Oct 14, 2009
    bbailey861 -- Kingston, ON
    I read this to myself and could not help inflect Data's voice into my reading. Excellent work - it suits him to a tee!
  3. dub

    dub Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Sep 13, 2012
    Location? What is this?

    EDIT...this might have gone better in the "gansta rap" thread. :lol:
  4. Data's Cat

    Data's Cat Lieutenant Red Shirt

    Jul 17, 2013
    Crazy video... who knew Data could rap!
  5. Mario de Monti

    Mario de Monti Captain Captain

    Jun 10, 2013
    Heidelberg, Germany
    Yep, me too :)
  6. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jun 15, 2012
    Makes you wonder just who on the TNG staff came up with that one.