How is Janeway sexy?

OMG!! And patrolled by compressor phaser rifle toting security forces!!!!

I am going to borrow every copy of Before Dishonor in the library system and BURN THEM ALL. To prevent anyone else from the stain of having read it.

FABULOUS FROOT, fabulous!

 

And are those.. PATTERN ENHANCERS in the front yard?!

 

Your words conjured an image in my head. I just had to. I wish you luck on your cleansing of the public libraries! You will do our world a great service!

AND WHO LEFT THOSE PATTERN ENHANCERS IN THE FRONT YARD

Because it sure wasn't me.

 

I love the "Beware of possum" sign.

 

Froot OMG. My innocent little child just looked at me and said "Mama, stop loud laugh."

Once again, your BRILLIANCE has astounded me. I even took down my Janeway/Crusher desktop background to replace it with this.

As there is a shortage of bird life here, I'll salute you with a toast of coffee flavored Kool Aid.

 

I was going to say the same thing!!

 

^ I am quite honored by the sign. Funnily, enough, I requested my official BBS name change to TDPossum just last night.

 

And I wake up and this is what I find.

It's brilliant froot.

"Apply to join our cult, x's out, religion today"

 

BURN BEFORE DISHONOR BURNITBURNITBURNITBURNITBURNIT!!!!!!!!!!

Also, pattern enhancers.

 

OMG!

You folks need a new hobby.

I thought escapist fiction was supposed to be relaxing.

 

It usually is relaxing.

Anyway, I've got a Pepsi, diet, so I'll be good for a while.

 

You. Are. Amazing.

I love everything about all of this. Especially the little pic of our leader, Janeway, on the sign above the "Beware of Possum" sidenote. Sehr gut!

 

^^^ She's obviously looking at something very delectable

 

It's like she's looking into your soul...and likes what she sees there.

 

It kind of does. That, or she's just informed that they're making a new Star Trek show with a female captain that isn't Janeway

 

froot, you drawings are ten kinds of awesome. Man, I love this thread!

I must make a quick defense for the DS9 forum in terms of the 5-word story. There are just a small number of us who participate but it makes me crack up every time. Yeah, the rest of the threads can be boring (except the Worf ones, because Worf is never boring), but the 5-word story is the reason I drop by the DS9 forum every day.

And now back to our regularly scheduled Janeway...