How is Janeway sexy?

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  1. teacake

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    I think he writes like a male. That said Janeway Adoration has been traditionally the province of wimmin so it's an easy mistake to make. I know I was briefly shocked at seeing a man on the True Path. It's very heartening however.
     
  2. teacake

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    Just "delete the wife". Once they establish contact with the Alpha quadrant have her die from some bad plomeek soup or something. Then you have all grieving.. and comforting..
     
  3. JanewayRulz!

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    That would not be an accurate perception, Commodore Teacake. Vulcans do not grieve. :vulcan:
     
  4. teacake

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    If anyone can comfort hidden grieving it's Janeway..

    AND NOW FOR AWESOME HAIR:

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    The wisps.. the tendrils..
     
  5. T.D. Possum

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    I dunno. I think Tuvok might rather just die. I mean, he was reluctant to get it on with a hologram of his own wife to save himself from the ravages of pon farr.

    Silly, silly ol' Vulcan. If I had a pon farr emergency and was stranded on a planet with Captain Janeway, well, I'd be livin' long and prosperin'!!!!
     
  6. teacake

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    "I'm having a pon farr emergency, I need AMG stat!!"
     
  7. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    THUMP!!

    That was the sound of me falling out of my chair.
     
  8. teacake

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    Let down by AMG after she knocked herself out in a chair fall, Janeway considers other options.
     
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  9. JanewayRulz!

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    Oh. My. Gosh! :rommie: :rommie: :rommie:
     
  10. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    A PATTERN ENHANCER!?!?!?!?!
     
  11. teacake

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    If the shoe fits..

    oh wait..
     
  12. Dancing Doctor

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    I would mention as to whether or not she is physically capable, but... :eek:

    "Boldly going where no pattern enhancer has gone before..."

    Do I write like a male? I've never really looked at my writing style and thought about it in such a way. I've got a new thing to contemplate...

    See, this is why I keep coming back. Every day, a new experience.
     
  13. teacake

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    New experiences are always good!

    Oh wait..


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  14. T.D. Possum

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    Me, too.

    A PATTERN ENHANCER?!?!?!?

    See?
     
  15. HoneyBLilly

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    Ahhhhh Tom and Janeway's little lizard babies. So adorable.

    I'm watching Threshold right now too. :rofl:
     
  16. Dancing Doctor

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    :eek: :ack: :barf:

    I'm not quite willing to experience that... :eek:

    You're watching what? I don't recognize that name.

    :shifty:
     
  17. froot

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    OH, THE TWISTS AND TURNS THIS THREAD HAS TAKEN IN A SCANT FEW HOURS.

    Also, pattern enhancers.

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  18. Dancing Doctor

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    "We're Starfleet officers...it's part of the job."

    I'm sorry, but that look on her face terrifies me.
     
  19. teacake

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    "I've thought about having children. But I must say I never considered having them with you."

    /BITCHSLAP!!!!!
     
  20. froot

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    I can never really tell the difference between male and female typing. :lol: So I think it's more that we Janewayites generally have ovaries (although there have certainly been exceptions around here! And for that, I am happy.)
     
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