Seven Words in TNG

thee well!" Troi sensed something. But what?

 

The shuttle thief's emotions, as Worf escorted

 

his head into the loo, were projecting

 

intense fear, as he dreaded Worf's fury.

(Had to fix that!)

 

"Clean the bowl," said Worf, enjoying himself.

 

The thief, Barclay's transporter double, struggled vainly,

 

as Worf had treated the bowl with

 

heart of Targ. "Clean it, patak! Now!"

 

suddenly the thief stopped wriggling and was

 

dripping with sweat, and had passed out.

 

"I will NOT give him mouth to

 

anus stimulation!" misspoke Worf, who then attempted

 

the Heimlich maneuver on transporter double Barclay.

 

Worf's applied pressure caused something to shoot

 

out of Barclay twin's molars,

 

nailing Picard in both eyes. "Oh, no!

 

Oh, no, you didn't!" said Guinan, watching

 

the scene, pulling out her phaser rifle,

 

shooting transporter barclay's double square in the

 

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