Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
pet Rancor emerged from it's hiding place
and quickly swallowed Mr. Mott, the barber
. Picard called the entire crew to attention
"from this moment on I
expect people not to taunt my Rancor
unless they know how to touch it."
"I must protest, Captain!" a surprising statement
coming from Riker, who had no problem
with touching any ugly alien beast tenderly.
Picard looked at him then said
fat, bearded jokester!", and they laughed uproariously.
"Someone just stole a shuttlecraft!" reported Lt.
Barclay, who was dressed in command red.
"Another one?" said Picard glumly. "If we
don't get it back, Starfleet Command will
have my ass! Tractor it!" Picard commanded.
Data: "Tractor beams on Captain Picard's ass!"
The tractor beam firmly grabbed Picard's buttocks
"Not my ass, the shuttle, Data! Quickly!"
Data tractored the shuttle immediately, making Picard
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