TOS five word thingy!!!

new rage on the homeworld

 

enraged the rageless, but disengaged

 

the engaged, resulting in many

 

highly confused ensigns on Deck

 

18 and just as many

 

women as Kirk annoyed with

 

ensigns copulated and reproduced like

 

rabbits...Catholic rabbits at that.

 

Ensigns soon overpopulated the whole

 

damn ship.

"Solutions? Spock? Bones?"

 

Kirk was at a loss

 

."

"Ensigns are born pregnant," Bones

 

interjected. "For some reason they

 

share biology with tribbles. It

 

has to be one of

 

the most interesting, and entertaining,

 

as well as obnoxious, things

 

to be discovered since the

 

fact that Tellarite sweat glands

 

produce absolutely pure moonshine. It