Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
new rage on the homeworld
enraged the rageless, but disengaged
the engaged, resulting in many
highly confused ensigns on Deck
18 and just as many
women as Kirk annoyed with
ensigns copulated and reproduced like
rabbits...Catholic rabbits at that.
Ensigns soon overpopulated the whole
"Solutions? Spock? Bones?"
Kirk was at a loss
"Ensigns are born pregnant," Bones
interjected. "For some reason they
share biology with tribbles. It
has to be one of
the most interesting, and entertaining,
as well as obnoxious, things
to be discovered since the
fact that Tellarite sweat glands
produce absolutely pure moonshine. It
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