Star Trek XII : Heresy

Change the uniforms. A nice one-piece, with trap door in back (for emergencies). And switch up the colors, so Kirk's in blue, Spock sports red, and McCoy wears a nice avocado green. And hats. Everyone wears a hat. But only on the bridge.

 

But other than that, there should be no mention of tribbles anywhere in the story...

 

Obviously Kirk should eat the Prime Directive for breakfast.

Your! Bible! Is a LIE!

 

Obviously Kirk should eat the Prime Directive for breakfast.

Your! Bible! Is a LIE!

 

Sorry about that, everyone. My browser had some kind of seizure.

 

Am I the only one that knows that if you click EDIT...,

then DELETE...,

then CHECK THE LITTLE CIRCLE that says, DELETE MESSAGE...,

THEN CLICK ON, DELETE THIS MESSAGE.,,,


That duplicates magically go away???


Or is this too HERETICAL and Complicated for folks around here?

 

especially with man on man action equal to Spock and Uhura or Kirk and the Orion.

 

If Mr. Sulu has Mr. Leslie on the other hand... then perhaps you already have your Man-on-man action you're looking for...??


As for my previous post above, I didn't know that Deleting was a permission-level thingy, my apologies.

 

The Bajoran wormhole is discovered way, way to early and James Kirk becomes the Emissary of the Prophets.

 

And at least once or twice during the film, someone is seen in the lounge wearing a big sombrero.

 

Have Kirk get his ass kicked in a bar brawl with Malcolm Reynolds...who then turns and shoots Han Solo before Han can get his gun out.

Might as well make the most heads explode...

 

Bigger nacelles.

BIGGER NACELLES.

BIGGER NACELLES.

 

Have Mr. Leslie actually DIE for once, and STAY dead!

 

"Emergencies" hee hee, is that what the kids are calling it now?

 

Why, yes!

 

The Prime Directive is Abolished.

The Federation now a more military force , finds itself in an esculating cold war with the now more agressive Romulan Empire and the more territorial Klingon Empire.

They decide to Abolish the Prime Directive in relation to grabbing more territory for the Federation . Gone are the days when they observe and determine if a society is ready.

Now if possible they will 'invite' mostly stable Planets to join the Federation. To add more numbers and resources. If the planet is politically unstable they will aid whoever seems reasonable to make it stable. And if they are basically living in caves they will mine the planet if needy resources under the newly formed Federation resource emergency act.

The Federation Picard knew, Janeway believed in is gone.

Welcome to the United Alliance of Federation Systems.

 

Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the (Orion slave) women.