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it allowed him to vent his frustrations.

 

Which is very useful when cooped up

 

on a Federation starship for weeks on-end.

 

One time, Chekov found a kitten in

 

one of the ship's cargo bays and

 

decided to shave it - he'd heard "shaven

 

pussy is the best" so he decided

 

to have one of his own.

"Chekov....

 

that's not what the term means," Kirk

 

tried to explain. "What it means is,

 

well, it's...uh...look, never mind! I'm

 

going to give you a magazine that'll

 

explain the entire thing to you, okay?"

 

Chekov took it and disappeared for five

 

minutes before returning with a smile on

 

his face. He claimed Russians invented porn.

 

A quick check of the ship's databanks

 

revealed ancient Vulcan sex positions including "The

 

Surak Shuffle," which apparently involved a large

 

number of oddly shaped vegetables and didn't