Natalie Portman is a mother

[Dorian Thompson]

Natalie Portman

Natalie and her fiancé Benjamin welcomed a son this morning. No word on a name yet. Congratulations to the new parents.

 

[Thena]

Congratulations!

There's no word on whether the little boy has a twin sister, but I assume she was spirited away and hidden somewhere so the empire doesn't find her.

 

[sojourner]

NOOOOooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Turtletrekker]

Congrats to Natalie and Benjamin!

 

[Admiral_Young]

Congratulations to the happy couple!

 

[Amaris]

[cries]

 

[timothy]

that great news, good for her. now will she name the kid luke?

 

[watermelony2k]

I hate the father.

 

[Jono]

I'm sure no one else has the bad taste to say this, but she is also now eligible to enter the "MILF" category.

 

[Dream]

Does this mean my chance with her is now over?

 

[Thena]

^Well, she did win a Best Actress Oscar this year, and it seems that most of the winners from the past decade have seen their spouses take off...

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

She ain't married yet.

 

[Scout101]

I'm sure no one else has the bad taste to say this, but she is also now eligible to enter the "MILF" category.

I was just doing a quick skim to make sure no one had added that before I ran with it...

 

[Deckerd]

She ain't married yet.

I'm shocked. Completely shocked.

 

[Jax]

She ain't married yet.

So ?

 

[Deckerd]

She ain't married yet.

So ?

He was remarking on the poster above who referred to her boyfriend as her spouse. Calm down dear.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

She ain't married yet.

I'm shocked. Completely shocked.

Mike Huckabee surely is.

 

[Skywalker]

I'm sure no one else has the bad taste to say this, but she is also now eligible to enter the "MILF" category.

That actually makes me feel old more than anything else.

I'm not even 30 yet. I'm not supposed to feel old!

4 srs, though, congrats to the couple.

 

[Starbreaker]

She's ruined.

 

[Agent Richard07]

Apparently, Natalie was born on her mother's 29th birthday. It would have been cool if she had her kid last week on June 9th as well. Imagine, three generations with the same birthday.