...And they get super, super, super drunk. One offhand comment about somebody's scarf or hat or something explodes into an all out pub-brawl between the Doctors. Who would be the last Doctor standing? Who would be the first to fall?
My money would be on Six or Three, with a potential dark horse victory of Seven. Three had his Venusian Karate and Six seemed to be willing to jump into battle easily enough; Six would probably be more agile and have the weight advantage but Three actually knows martial arts. I say Seven might be capable of a dark horse victory since he was such a manipulator -- I doubt he could 'talk them to death', but he might find a sneaky way to come out on top.
I imagine the Fifth Doctor would meekly excuse himself from the battle and go across the street to that taco place and just cry into a huge burrito. He'd probably try to come off as self righteous when he left, too, but it would only be semi-believable. Come to think of it, the War Doctor might be too immbolized by the inhumanity of it all and sing Beatles songs to himself quietly.
I think Nine would be waiting at the back with a poolstick, just letting the other Doctors wear themselves out before jumping into the fray. He always was one to sulk in the shadows, after all.
The Valeyard would try to get into the fight but the other Doctors would agree that he doesn't count, and so they briefly team up to pick him up and toss him out in the street.
I think the first Doctor would be the first to fall, but unlike the other Doctors he wouldn't be knocked out, and he'd just continue to boast loudly about himself until the battle came to an end.
My money would be on Six or Three, with a potential dark horse victory of Seven. Three had his Venusian Karate and Six seemed to be willing to jump into battle easily enough; Six would probably be more agile and have the weight advantage but Three actually knows martial arts. I say Seven might be capable of a dark horse victory since he was such a manipulator -- I doubt he could 'talk them to death', but he might find a sneaky way to come out on top.
I imagine the Fifth Doctor would meekly excuse himself from the battle and go across the street to that taco place and just cry into a huge burrito. He'd probably try to come off as self righteous when he left, too, but it would only be semi-believable. Come to think of it, the War Doctor might be too immbolized by the inhumanity of it all and sing Beatles songs to himself quietly.
I think Nine would be waiting at the back with a poolstick, just letting the other Doctors wear themselves out before jumping into the fray. He always was one to sulk in the shadows, after all.
The Valeyard would try to get into the fight but the other Doctors would agree that he doesn't count, and so they briefly team up to pick him up and toss him out in the street.
I think the first Doctor would be the first to fall, but unlike the other Doctors he wouldn't be knocked out, and he'd just continue to boast loudly about himself until the battle came to an end.
