WTF(art)?

[tharpdevenport]

French inventor that looks like Santa Claus invents pill that makes farts smell good.

Wee wee, farts that can smell like roses, lavender or even chocolate.

He claims it's good for indigestion and even helps with dogs (I assume cats as well; so if you got a cat that farts on your head while you try to sleep...).

(ARTICLE LINK)


I'm not sure what to make of this. I cant' beleive, especially for bad gas, that it can really hide it, that it's much like a person who takes a foul smelling shite and lights an aroma candle, thereby making the house smell like shit and scented candle.

And I bet they have distinctive smells. Kind of like how you know what Skippy peanut butter smells like opposed to Peter Pan. Imagine being in an elevator and nobody is eating chocolate, but suddenly the pungent aroma of chocolate fills the lift. Not to mention I see nothing in the article about the actually farting sound.


And no more having to buy plug-in air freshners, just give Rover or Fido a pill and he'll be farting roses throughout the house. Why, you may almost be tempted to bend over and smell the roses. Almost.


They're already for sale. Anybody tried them yet? Anybody planning to?

 

[Miss Chicken]

I choose lavender but I would prefer to smell of jasmine or frangipani.

But I I would take them myself, but I have one son who really needs to.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Dogs. Insta-hit.

I am disappointed though because I thought this thread would be about WTF art, as in art that you couldn't wrap your head around.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Dogs. Insta-hit.

I am disappointed though because I thought this thread would be about WTF art, as in art that you couldn't wrap your head around.

Went with a couple of friends to MONA and one of my friends couldn't get her head around half of the art there - she especially disliked the poop machines.

[yt]http://youtu.be/rVyhGNMMgvo[/yt]

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It is my DREAM to go to MONA. It is exactly the sort of thing I like

 

[2takesfrakes]

There's an an American Fine Artist, in his fifties, named George Frizzell. Some of his motorcycle engine pieces actually border on being Abstract, and are very cool looking. His images are mostly literal, though. I know his "Official Site" has a funny name, but it really is all about his Art, where you'll find some examples of what I'm talking about: http://www.americanmotherfucker.com/Charcoal_Gallery.php

His biker lifestyle colours his works (there are a few, occassional, Artistic nudes, mixed in amongst his galleries) and he has an excess of personality. However, talent-wise, he is a truly gifted, traditional painter. He is also a writer for The Horse Backstreet Choppers. Despite his cRaZy BiKeR gUy persona, he's quite intelligent and his art reflects that. I wouldn't say that I'm "influenced" by him, but still, I am impressed with his Body of Work. I have met George and watching him paint was an experience. A real Artist ... all the way.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I'd refer a variety of scents. I don't care for any of the options.

Cinnimon, perperment (special holiday scent), orange dream bar, fresh linen, Frabreeze, others.


I guess a real problem would be that if they became real popular and ltos of people were taking them, different scents would be battling each other creating weird combos that would leave to doubt in anybody's mind you're surrounded by a bunch of farting people.

 

[trekkiedane]

^Couldn't be worse than the perfume-hell we live in now.


ETA: Boiled cabbage would be my choice -I don't want anyone to doubt what I'm spreading