Some tool today was telling me that "Chewbacca would tear Worf's arms off" in no hand-to-hand combat.
Seriously?
Worf is a decorated Klingon warrior and martial arts expert-- who wins bat'leth competitions and proved the ability to fight even stronger Jem'Hadaar in hand to hand combat. Chewbacca is a pilot; yes he has some genetic brute strength-- but he lacks the cultural background and history that has forged Worf into the ultimate Klingon. Worf also has more guile and fire than Chewbacca.
Let's hug it out, bitch. Poll time.
With the Enterprise manuvering and shooting from warp speed, the Star Destroyer would be gone before they knew what was up.
Or one of the many aliens that showed up on Next Gen who tossed him to the other side of the bridgeI also agree... Worf was basically unbeatable by anybody except Data or some alien who could kill you with their mind....
We have never, ever seen Worf be anywhere near that badass.
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After how he was battered around on next gen, that just makes me thing Jem'Hadar are a bunch of wimps.ok so maybe not that, but on DS9 Worf did a lot of fighting, killed a bunch of Jem'H and killed Weyoun by snapping his neck like a little twig..... among other battles.
Gowron fought Kahless (the closest thing the Klingons have to a "Jesus") and won. Worf fought Gowron and won. Ergo, Worf could fight his species' Jesus and win!
... Or one of the many aliens that showed up on Next Gen who tossed him to the other side of the bridge
But nobody ever pushed him around. They knew better and chose to as C3PO put it "let the Wookie win".... Or one of the many aliens that showed up on Next Gen who tossed him to the other side of the bridge
Compared to Chewbacca who screams and cries over loud noises from the ship, lol.
Besides, Worf has got a sexy body. I'd definitely do him.
Chewbacca ... not so much.
Worf wins.
Chewie's got all that fur. You don't know what's going on under there. The guy could be hung like the Forest Moon of Endor and have rock hard abs.
Shit, this conversation just entered furry territory, and it's all my fault.
With the Enterprise manuvering and shooting from warp speed, the Star Destroyer would be gone before they knew what was up.
Worf carries a fucking phaser. he could vaporise Chewie's ass before the walking carpet could get halfway through Ggggrrroooaaaagglaglaglaglagla'Meh
Size doesn't matter. The Star Destroyer would not even be able to hit the Enterprise since it fights at warp speed. It would be like a Trireme trying to take out a PT boat.[These images are not to scale. The Star Destroyer is the size of a Next Gen starbase. The Enterprise gets swatted like an annoying fly here. Star Destroyer wins easily.
Besides, Worf has got a sexy body. I'd definitely do him.
Chewbacca ... not so much.
Worf wins.
Chewie's got all that fur. You don't know what's going on under there. The guy could be hung like the Forest Moon of Endor and have rock hard abs.
Shit, this conversation just entered furry territory, and it's all my fault.
But nobody ever pushed him around. They knew better and chose to as C3PO put it "let the Wookie win".... Or one of the many aliens that showed up on Next Gen who tossed him to the other side of the bridge
Compared to Chewbacca who screams and cries over loud noises from the ship, lol.
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