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Woman gets third breast implant in order to turn off guys

She's obviously never seen total recall, nor does she seem to understand how men work. A third boob isn't a deal-breaker.
 
She did it to turn off guys, and then she posts videos of herself in a custom-made bikini? Ha. She did it to get publicity and money. If it's even real, and not a prosthesis. And if it is real, there's a surgeon around who probably ought to get their medical license revoked.
 
Roddenberry wanted Troi to have three breasts. So there are probably guys out there that get turned on by the idea.
 
Somehow producing a usual list of puns would be anti-climactic. :lol:

That being said:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA[/yt]
 
Well, fuck, this thread is over. Nothing but shitty puns from here on out because we just *had* to get that started, didn't we?
 
Well, fuck, this thread is over. Nothing but shitty puns from here on out because we just *had* to get that started, didn't we?

I hope you feel better for having gotten that off your chest.

As for me, this thread will be a fond mammary.

Okay, okay, I guess we've milked this topic enough.
 
If she got her brand new body part tattooed, would it be...

(puts on sunglasses)

...a tit-for-tat situation?

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
Hopefully there's some armless, mouthless, castrated guy who's just right for her.

Just when you think your life is at the bottom of the dumpster, some moron comes along to lift your spirits. Good luck , Tri:devil:
 
I think Asimov once suggested women should have two boobs on their back to make dancing more fun. It would have the added benefit of equally distributing weight, I should think.
 
She did it to get publicity and money. If it's even real, and not a prosthesis. And if it is real, there's a surgeon around who probably ought to get their medical license revoked.
Yeah, this smells like a hoax. Any plastic surgeon with a schmeck of professional ethics would have referred this woman for psychological counseling rather than grant her request for a third boob.

OTOH, remember Michael Jackson? :wtf: :eek:
 
She did it to get publicity and money. If it's even real, and not a prosthesis. And if it is real, there's a surgeon around who probably ought to get their medical license revoked.
Yeah, this smells like a hoax. Any plastic surgeon with a schmeck of professional ethics would have referred this woman for psychological counseling rather than grant her request for a third boob.

OTOH, remember Michael Jackson? :wtf: :eek:

Unfortunately, I do.

Thank you for teaching me a new word. I had to look up schmeck. :)

Reconstructive surgery is serious stuff, often requiring that several drains stay in place for weeks after the surgery. When I had them after my operations, I just referred to them as J-P drains, like the nurses did. I think we should call hers a...

boob tube.
 
I dunno, I don't think ridiculous cosmetic surgery (that can be reversed) should be grounds to question someone's medical ethics or to pull their license. Who's to judge what's an ethical procedure and what isn't? Any surgery has its risks, therefor why would *any* cosmetic surgery be morally justifiable? Who is getting a third boob any different than getting implants to have bigger ones? Or even a nose job, provided your given-nose isn't causing any breathing problems?

There's all kinds of crazy cosmetic surgeries people get done, elfin/Vulcan ears, textured skin to emulate reptilian skin or other types of skin. Getting beads or other types of implants to creat bumps, ridges and such on the body. There's a shit-load of things people get done to surgically alter their body.

So I don't see how a third boob is anymore different or radical than, say, getting cosmetic surgery on your labia or penis. (provided it's purely cosmetic and the given genitals are functional. If the defect impacts a healthy sex-life/sexual function then there's a need for surgery.)

So I don't think the doctor's ethics should be called into question or have his license questioned/revoked.

The surgery isn't "that" radical considering other kinds of surgery and I suspect it's fully reversible as well, unlike the only kind of cosmetic surgery I can think of that calls for a LOT of consideration and counseling on the intended patient; gender-reassignment surgery, considering that surgery is irreversible.

The woman -whatever her motivations for the surgery may actually be- is out of her mind and stupid. But the doctor performing the surgery hardly "disfigured her" beyond repair and as far as we know performed the surgery competently and to the woman's satisfaction. So I think on some medical ethic ground he's in the clear.

(As far as I know, a person isn't required to be mentally sound to get cosmetic surgery. Again, unless it's "irreversible" as would be the case in gender-reassignment.)
 
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