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Fleet Captain
McCoy decides a trip to the strip club will cure Scotty's case of Sudden Onset Misogyny.
Scotty takes a liking to one of the featured dancers and, apparently aware that you only get away with so much in proposing a private dance in the VIP room, talks her into "taking a walk with him." Minutes later he is found standing over her dead body.
Kirk, not wanting to lose his chief engineer, insists on conducting his own "investigation" into the matter. More women die and everytime a woman's body is found Scotty is found over them with an "Oops I crapped my pants!" look on his face.
Ignoring the obvious evidence, Kirk and friends try to blame the stripper's ex boyfriend. When that doesn't work they hang the frame on Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. Spock argues that Piglet is really a "fear monster" and that since women are natural 'fraidy cats, he picks them as victims. To add insult to injury they also accuse him of being Jack the Ripper.
After the natives accept the magic show performed on the Enterprise, Kirk and McCoy decide to hit a cafe with hot chicks.
Scotty takes a liking to one of the featured dancers and, apparently aware that you only get away with so much in proposing a private dance in the VIP room, talks her into "taking a walk with him." Minutes later he is found standing over her dead body.
Kirk, not wanting to lose his chief engineer, insists on conducting his own "investigation" into the matter. More women die and everytime a woman's body is found Scotty is found over them with an "Oops I crapped my pants!" look on his face.
Ignoring the obvious evidence, Kirk and friends try to blame the stripper's ex boyfriend. When that doesn't work they hang the frame on Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. Spock argues that Piglet is really a "fear monster" and that since women are natural 'fraidy cats, he picks them as victims. To add insult to injury they also accuse him of being Jack the Ripper.
After the natives accept the magic show performed on the Enterprise, Kirk and McCoy decide to hit a cafe with hot chicks.
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