Who would win? Sopranos vs. Klingons?

[Mr. Scott]

Let's say that the Klingon Empire had to fight a deadly enemy from the Planet Jersey and encountered the Sopranos, one of the most feared races of the Alpha Quadrant. Who would win the following fights?

*Chancellor Gowron with a Bat' Leth vs. Tony Soprano with a baseball bat?

*General Martok vs. Paulie Walnuts with fists? (Because they are old but battle hardened.)

*A.J. Soprano vs. Alexander?

*The Duras Sisters vs. Mother Livia and Janet Soprano.

*Kor vs. Corrado "Junior" Soprano.

*Morn vs. Bobby Bacala.

Any thoughts?

 

[barnaclelapse]

If you take away Klingon technology, I'd probably have to give it to The Sopranos. They're HBO. They can get away with more.

 

[NIUPonyBoy]

Is this Gowron with or without projectile eyeballs?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

It's the Klingons all the way. The Sopranos are all aggression, no technique.

 

[jamestyler]

Depends what the weather forecast says. Is it a good day to die? Or is it cloudy with chances of rain?

 

[BigC]

The Klingons would be on the verge of victory! Then The Beverly Hillbilly's would swoop in and save the day.

 

[EnsignRicky]

I don't think there would be any real winners in that one. Though if I had to pin it down I would have to... Hey, who's that coming through the door? Why it's...