WHO warns ALL of mankind under threat of SWINE FLU!

[miraclefan]

GETCH YER GUNS N AMMO AND AS MUCH CANED FOOD AS POSIBLE! THE END-TIMES ARE C'HERE! I'm sorry, but now it's getting NUTZ! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/s...u-All-of-humanity-under-threat-WHO-warns.html

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I will continue to not worry.

 

[Michael Chris]

Who warned of this? I didn't. Did Bob?

 

[miraclefan]

I will continue to not worry.

That's why I said NOW it's gettng NUTZ!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I'm going to the ISS, it's the only safe place!

 

[Geckothan]

OMG THE SWINE FLU WILL KILL US ALL!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

OMG THE SWINE FLU WILL KILL US ALL!

How ironic would it be if you got it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

No one eat any pork products!!!

 

[Michael Chris]

I'm going to the ISS, it's the only safe place!

Not if it becomes spaceborne!

 

[Geckothan]

OMG THE SWINE FLU WILL KILL US ALL!

How ironic would it be if you got it.

I wouldn't care. I'd happily sacrifice myself (cause it's such a DEADLY DISEASE LOL) in order to cough on and infect as many of my enemies and stupid people as possible.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

cough on and infect as many of my enemies and stupid people as possible.

There's a positive side to everything!! even the swine flu.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I'm going to the ISS, it's the only safe place!

Not if it becomes spaceborne!

 

[Michael Chris]

I can barely breathe from the laughing.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

Oh my god! Everyone must panic now! Build shelters in your basements and stock them with enough food for years. We can't come out until this is over.

 

[miraclefan]

I'm going to the ISS, it's the only safe place!

Not if it becomes spaceborne!

PIIIIGGGGSSSS INNNNN SPAAAACCCCEEEE!GAWD, I cant stop laughing!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I'm sellotaping a sponge to my face. No precaution is too much!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

What this place needs is a Pundemic of wordplay about the impending Flu-Pork-alypse.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm going to the ISS, it's the only safe place!

Not if it becomes spaceborne!

No place is safe!!!

 

[SPOCKED]

The only thing worse than swine flu is the outbreak of multiple swine flu threads. Just trying to contain the outbreak, folks...